TIm's definitions

ur mom

A very easy way to shut up someone you dislike greatly

F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
whats new wit u
Timothy says:
your mom!!! and you?
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
u fuckin moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
too much to say
Timothy says:
ur mom is also a fucking moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
not funny
Timothy says:
so is ur mom
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
bye
Timothy says:
ur mom

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ur mom

by Tim May 13, 2005

joshing

To pleasure oneself

She told him joshing would make him go blind.

by Tim November 16, 2003

Solomon Grundy

Hairy, squat, laconic Nemesis of Superman

"Grundy hate Superman. Grundy want smash Superman. Grundy want pants, too."

by Tim February 6, 2004

bastardly

adverb

1. Bastard-like

2. The description of one's actions being like that of a bastard

Chris bastardly chastised Dan for his inadequate performance even though he didn't deserve it.

by Tim November 10, 2004

comb-over

When an aging, balding man takes the remaining hair on the side of his head and uses a brush or comb to push it over the top, bald part of his head.

Often times these men will think this is enough to convice people that they are not balding, but in fact they are.

"Rudolph Guiliani looks much better now that he stopped trying to do that comb-over."

by Tim December 20, 2003

horace lai

Dumb, incoherent, babbling fool

Damn, that Horace just stabbed himself again!

by Tim May 17, 2004

Your mum

A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.

Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'

Person 2:'your mum'

by Tim December 3, 2003