TIm's definitions

bastardly

adverb

1. Bastard-like

2. The description of one's actions being like that of a bastard

Chris bastardly chastised Dan for his inadequate performance even though he didn't deserve it.

by Tim November 10, 2004

joshing

To pleasure oneself

She told him joshing would make him go blind.

by Tim November 16, 2003

gurdy

a large over size fat chick

rosie o'donald

by tim June 5, 2003

w00tz0rz

1.) When someone beats a game they show an expresion.

w00tz0rz I beat you by alot of points. ex.

by Tim May 13, 2005

laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

by Tim December 24, 2003

Buttbaby

A person conceived via anal sex as opposed to vaginal sex that is as a result hideously disfigured to the point of heinousness.

Phil is a buttbaby and he therefore is fucked up looking.

by Tim November 3, 2004

horace lai

Dumb, incoherent, babbling fool

Damn, that Horace just stabbed himself again!

by Tim May 17, 2004