TIm's definitions

cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

by Tim November 18, 2003

squeezing the tube of toothpaste

1:a euphonism for what happens at staff parties at the queens place in england

"dude, squeeze my tube of toothpaste."

by Tim November 20, 2003

sonz

a really nice guy.

jeff dice is a sonz and so is tray currins. and TimD and steve S.

by Tim November 24, 2003

Jigger

A black jew; e.g. Lenny Kravitz.

Lenny Kravitz is a half-jigger.

by tim November 25, 2003

Stoked

Still reeling from the buzz esp. in surfing or another extreme sport after an awesome session.

"Man, those sets were perfect - I'm well stoked"

by Tim December 2, 2003

hello you

a moron asdfadfs afdafdaf f
stop requiring all fields to be filled in

hello you is a moron

by Tim December 2, 2003

Beholden

A word to describe a very hot girl.

Dude, that Marney is so beholden.

by Tim December 3, 2003