TIm's definitions

Gaytard

Somewhere between retard and a homosexual

Johnathong is a GAYTARD

by tim May 22, 2003

bnored

equally bored and horny at the same time

I hate being bnored, a hot mouth and a good movie would be great right now

by tim April 18, 2005

Pierpont

a person who is fat and thinks they are black

by Tim January 30, 2003

PEVIL

The cross between evil and well, pee...

Whoa thats PEVIL!!

by Tim May 2, 2003

smoing

Chucking french fries from a moving car at unsuspecting pedestrians, usually at night and while intoxicated.

"These McDonald's french fries are nasty, let's go smoing with them!"

by Tim March 18, 2005

grot

Similar to scrub, grot is used to define an unclean or otherwise dirty event, person or thing.

Today I was a grot and wore the same clothes I had on yesterday.

by Tim August 23, 2004

dip test

When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.

I was about to fuck this girl, but then I saw a red bump near her pussy, so I did the dip test.

by Tim June 3, 2004