TIm's definitions

super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime

yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch

by Tim January 2, 2005

five percenter

A gorup of mostly Black men and some black woman. Most of there followers are from the hood and ghetto. And a lagre number are in the jails and prisons accross america. They beleive the black man is the supreme being on earth, and the white man is the devil. The profess to strive for knowledge/truth/understanding. There nubers are small hence 5%, research shows there real number of members accross the world are less then .003%, Most in America. They believe the White man was created by a scientist. They usually give themself a new name after they obtain "knowledge of self" aka become a five percenter. They claim to teach the truth about all things, and if they dont have an answer to something, they comment "we speak only of what we know."

My nigga Jayquam just recived knowledgeof self yester day, now he be called Everlastin. He has become a beliver in da truth now he one of us Five percenters, for life dog.

by Tim August 31, 2004

prefontaine

One of the fastest American distance runners, tragically died at the age of 25 in 1975. He was sure to be a favorite at the 1976 Olympic games.

Prefontaine is my hero.

by Tim September 30, 2003

philippines

Visayan islands in the philippines is a great place. Cebu is probably one of the nices places in the world, while Luzon, is a polluted dump. If you plan to go to Manila and Quezon City, don't bring anything fancy while walking in the streets or you'll get mugged. Not to mention the flying cockroaches...

Go to the Visayas if you want a resort.

by Tim May 13, 2005

the streets

I often tell my friends there are only two good rappists (sic). "Who, Vanilla Ice and Eminem?" "No, Weird Al and The Streets." There's just something uniquely amazing and beautiful about rapping in proper English.

"Cuttin' the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick"

"Oh the pizza's here, could someone let him in please?
We didn't order chicken.
Not a problem we'll pick it out.
I doubt he meant to mess us about.
After all, we're all men here, not louts."

by Tim May 10, 2004

ambian

prescripted drug to put you down for a good 8 ours

11 straight hours of work...time for ambian for a good beddy-bye.

by tim August 31, 2005

Wentian

Wentian is the collaboration of intense winds inside your home, due to the current caused by opened windows. Although the winds may be a bit chilly, the shock may

1. Increase penis/ breast size
2. Make you more handsome/ prettier
3. Make you more clutch
4. Release you from any plaguing guilt
5. make your baby cry/poop less
6. Allow wider flexibility
7. smell like lavender
8. give you electric powers

9. Kill/ Invigorate you
10. I am a pokemon master

Oh my god this Wentian is releasing me from my past worries!

by TIm April 10, 2011