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BOASMP

A.K.A "Busting out a Shawn Micheals Pose". The outstanding pose that Shawn Micheals would bust out as he entered the ring.
After bowling a strike, I BOASMP, and chicks were all over me.
by tim March 20, 2005
mugGet the BOASMPmug.

cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:
She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?
by Tim November 18, 2003
mugGet the cuntractmug.

firewood

Term used for the patheic pieces of wood with wheels used by 'plank wanks'.
i'm going to shove all that firewood on my bonfire.
by Tim August 7, 2003
mugGet the firewoodmug.

old balls

An young man who has extemely old charastics, also see Todd Wilson
by Tim April 12, 2005
mugGet the old ballsmug.

super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime
yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch
by Tim January 2, 2005
mugGet the super blumkinmug.

guzzler

- medical condition where cum slingers have to have their stomach pupmed due to over active sausage munching
- where by one drowns in ones' sposes cum
carol is a guzzler
by tim February 4, 2004
mugGet the guzzlermug.

bnored

equally bored and horny at the same time
I hate being bnored, a hot mouth and a good movie would be great right now
by tim April 18, 2005
mugGet the bnoredmug.

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