TIm's definitions

BOASMP

A.K.A "Busting out a Shawn Micheals Pose". The outstanding pose that Shawn Micheals would bust out as he entered the ring.

After bowling a strike, I BOASMP, and chicks were all over me.

by tim March 20, 2005

cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

by Tim November 18, 2003

firewood

Term used for the patheic pieces of wood with wheels used by 'plank wanks'.

i'm going to shove all that firewood on my bonfire.

by Tim August 7, 2003

old balls

An young man who has extemely old charastics, also see Todd Wilson

Has anyone seen old ball lately?

by Tim April 12, 2005

super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime

yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch

by Tim January 2, 2005

guzzler

- medical condition where cum slingers have to have their stomach pupmed due to over active sausage munching
- where by one drowns in ones' sposes cum

carol is a guzzler

by tim February 4, 2004

bnored

equally bored and horny at the same time

I hate being bnored, a hot mouth and a good movie would be great right now

by tim April 18, 2005