TIm's definitions

northern army

A group led by Chris Brown of Salem. This group of pansies run around wearing fake armor and hit eachother with cardboard swords.

The Hot Karls will destroy the Northern Army.

by Tim June 30, 2003

thankle

when the fat of the thigh overlays the calf and the ankle. There's variation in the leg.(Thigh-Ankle)

you walk into bar and meet a pretty face. Ya go home with this chick, and slide your hand over her whole leg, noticing no variation. You immediately turn blue in the face and your brain shuts down as a self-defense mechanism. This phenomenon is noted not only by the pre-existence of a cankle, but the thigh is consistent as well, exhibiting no definition whatsoever. The knee usually appears lumpy or hidden too, she has a Thankle

by Tim October 29, 2002

switch

1. A switchblade, a knife with a retractable blade. Also can be used to refer to a butterfly knife.

They started talkin shit so I pulled my switch on em.

The got into a fight and Jimmy slashed him with the switch.

by Tim December 21, 2003

peckerwoods

plural of peckerwood. white folks. honkeys. crackers.

Look at all these peckerwoods shopping at the Gap.

by Tim June 18, 2006

Stave

to be crushed within

The waffle iron staved my fingers...again.

by Tim August 13, 2004

BOASMP

A.K.A "Busting out a Shawn Micheals Pose". The outstanding pose that Shawn Micheals would bust out as he entered the ring.

After bowling a strike, I BOASMP, and chicks were all over me.

by tim March 20, 2005

Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

by Tim August 16, 2004