1. an over-sized, gushing, floppy pussy.
2. an annoying person who never gets the hint that no one likes him/her.
2. an annoying person who never gets the hint that no one likes him/her.
1. "Last night, my girl's clitouche practically sucked my whole arm in there."
2. "Dude, you are a fucking clitouche."
2. "Dude, you are a fucking clitouche."
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 15, 2007
Look at that morass of people.
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 13, 2007
guy who has hoop dreams all his life, and finally, one day, the time comes for him to step up, and become the big man on campus. However, once a Hoop Dreams, always a Hoop Dreams, and the Hoop Star will find a way to fuck things up and return to a Hoop Dreams. Most often at the game winning point of a great athletic competition.
"Hey Ben, go long!"
"I'm gone baby, I'm a HOOP STAR!!"
*Ben drops the frisbee in then endzone*
"Dammit, Hoop Dreams."
"I'm gone baby, I'm a HOOP STAR!!"
*Ben drops the frisbee in then endzone*
"Dammit, Hoop Dreams."
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 07, 2007
A high school Ultimate Frisbee club with the initials of UFIA to have double meaning. It is an excuse to display the acronym of "Unsolicited Finger in the Anus" but at the same time, for an ignorant school administration, "Ultimate Frisbee Is Awesome."
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 21, 2007
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW May 31, 2007
1. asking about the sexual orientation of an ambiguous individual.
2. synonymous to "whats up" or "hows it going"
2. synonymous to "whats up" or "hows it going"
1. guy 1: "Hey man, you straight?"
guy 2: "Now that ithss none of your buthssinethss."
2. Brandon: "You straight?"
Guy: "Yeah Brandon, you straight?"
guy 2: "Now that ithss none of your buthssinethss."
2. Brandon: "You straight?"
Guy: "Yeah Brandon, you straight?"
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 12, 2007
Album by Fleetwood Mac. Released in 1974.
One of the greatest albums of all time. Every track is a hit, and every track is perfect for making love.
One of the greatest albums of all time. Every track is a hit, and every track is perfect for making love.
Sorry, I can't hang out right now. I'm listening to Rumours by Fleetwood Mac. I'm going to be MIA for the next hour.
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW June 28, 2011