Definitions by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW

Rumours 

Album by Fleetwood Mac. Released in 1974.

One of the greatest albums of all time. Every track is a hit, and every track is perfect for making love.

Sorry, I can't hang out right now. I'm listening to Rumours by Fleetwood Mac. I'm going to be MIA for the next hour.

Rumours by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW June 29, 2011

IPS

Inverted Penis Syndrome. Very rare. Pretty self explanatory.

Dude, do you have IPS?

IPS by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW June 19, 2007

UFIA 

A high school Ultimate Frisbee club with the initials of UFIA to have double meaning. It is an excuse to display the acronym of "Unsolicited Finger in the Anus" but at the same time, for an ignorant school administration, "Ultimate Frisbee Is Awesome."

We wear UFIA tee shirts around school.

UFIA by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 24, 2007

holla at cha boy 

1. term of endearment meaning talk to you later, or see ya later

2. term used by trap stars to imply that he has the goods and if some one wants some, they should call him, or tell him

1. "Hey, I'ma roll. Holla at cha boy!"

2. "I got that good WEEED!! HOLLA AT CHA BOY!!"

holla at cha boy by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 13, 2007

you straight?

1. asking about the sexual orientation of an ambiguous individual.

2. synonymous to "whats up" or "hows it going"

1. guy 1: "Hey man, you straight?"
guy 2: "Now that ithss none of your buthssinethss."

2. Brandon: "You straight?"
Guy: "Yeah Brandon, you straight?"

you straight? by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 13, 2007

clittage 

1. when an erect penis rubs back and forth like playing a violin along the clitoris.

2. when any object or body part rubs the clit in the aforementioned fashion.

1. "Aww baby, that clittage was incredible last night..."

2. "I was in the club and got some mad clittage!"

clittage by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 10, 2007

HOOP STAR 

guy who has hoop dreams all his life, and finally, one day, the time comes for him to step up, and become the big man on campus. However, once a Hoop Dreams, always a Hoop Dreams, and the Hoop Star will find a way to fuck things up and return to a Hoop Dreams. Most often at the game winning point of a great athletic competition.

"Hey Ben, go long!"

"I'm gone baby, I'm a HOOP STAR!!"

*Ben drops the frisbee in then endzone*

"Dammit, Hoop Dreams."

HOOP STAR by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 8, 2007