TIM's definitions

Hazards

To Knock SOme1 out. you would Say hazards. or to put the beat down on em

Yo son Go put the hazards on that fake nigga.

by Tim September 3, 2004

washburn

an overwieght irishman who has many kids.

That drunken Washburn sure has alot of kids

by tim April 21, 2005

the streets

I often tell my friends there are only two good rappists (sic). "Who, Vanilla Ice and Eminem?" "No, Weird Al and The Streets." There's just something uniquely amazing and beautiful about rapping in proper English.

"Cuttin' the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick"

"Oh the pizza's here, could someone let him in please?
We didn't order chicken.
Not a problem we'll pick it out.
I doubt he meant to mess us about.
After all, we're all men here, not louts."

by Tim May 10, 2004

philippines

Visayan islands in the philippines is a great place. Cebu is probably one of the nices places in the world, while Luzon, is a polluted dump. If you plan to go to Manila and Quezon City, don't bring anything fancy while walking in the streets or you'll get mugged. Not to mention the flying cockroaches...

Go to the Visayas if you want a resort.

by Tim May 13, 2005

prefontaine

One of the fastest American distance runners, tragically died at the age of 25 in 1975. He was sure to be a favorite at the 1976 Olympic games.

Prefontaine is my hero.

by Tim September 30, 2003

Wentian

Wentian is the collaboration of intense winds inside your home, due to the current caused by opened windows. Although the winds may be a bit chilly, the shock may

1. Increase penis/ breast size
2. Make you more handsome/ prettier
3. Make you more clutch
4. Release you from any plaguing guilt
5. make your baby cry/poop less
6. Allow wider flexibility
7. smell like lavender
8. give you electric powers

9. Kill/ Invigorate you
10. I am a pokemon master

Oh my god this Wentian is releasing me from my past worries!

by TIm April 10, 2011

McSucks

A broken man whose lot in life has repeatedly given him the most menial tasks imaginable.

Hey McSucks! Get up to the top of that smokestack and change the damn lightbulb!

by Tim February 6, 2004