merkin

imitation pubic hair. A pubic wig.

Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly

by tim May 22, 2003

potsy

A clean living, gee-whiz feller.

Say, that Bill is quite a Potsy, he wouldn't even smell my finger

by Tim May 13, 2005

cock bite

you say it to your friends went they
screw up bad.

"way to go cock bite" or
"good one cock bite"

by tim September 12, 2003

pomptastic

see pompin' and pompalicious

an urban substitute for fantastic

this food is pomptastic

by tim February 21, 2005

stamper

smacking a girl in the face with a hard dick so hard that a red mark appears in the shape of the head of the penis

kathwack! I just stamped you

by Tim February 24, 2005

flatucate

To simultaneously fart and shit at the same time. Typically occurs during periods of monsoon-like diarreah.

Tina flatucated and is now minus one pair of clean panties.

by Tim December 19, 2004

Cunk Nuggle

A term describing a person who has a bald-head, homosexual tendencies and questionable personal hygiene.

Riley Davis is a Cunk Nuggle.

by Tim November 22, 2004