THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

breathing

alive despite risk or adversity

back then anyone who was breathing had to join the military despite their economic hardship.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2011

jaywalk

to walk into the street at the wrong place while motor vehicles are crossing it

If you jaywalk, you are probably oblivious to the risk of serious injury.

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2008

soft soap

persuasion by blatant flattering

Don't give me that soft soap. I will not change my mind. I am determined to stand by my own beliefs.

by The Return of Light Joker November 2, 2011

cottage cheese thighs

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2007

hand over fist

energetically and rapidly

He completed his assignments hand over fist.

by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2010

goat rope

(This term is used by Marines. For links to Army terms with similar meanings see snafu)
a very chaotic situation

The situation in the auditorium turned into a real goat rope.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2009

Push your luck

to take additional risks when things are going well

Dubya didn't remember what happens when you push your luck and as a result his popularity plummeted after he announced his idea about fighting terror.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2008