THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

who's on first

the most basic of facts (from Who's on First?, a confusing comedy routine that was done by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello)

Apparently, most politicians don't even know who's on first about citizenship.

by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2009

microskirt

a very short skirt(even shorter than a miniskirt)

How can you wear a microskirt in the middle of winter?

by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2008

jack with

to mess with someone or something

Some drugs can really jack with your brain.

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2011

queen it

to behave in a refined and arrogant way

She always has to queen it in front of my friends.

by The Return of Light Joker April 17, 2009

idiot light

a light used to announce a malfunction in a system, especially in a automobile

That idiot light goes on over the smallest things.

by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2010

glamourpuss

a beautiful and attractive female

His sister couldn't have been more of a glamourpuss.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2011

itchy feet

the desire to travel

He had itchy feet, but couldn't leave due to the state of emergency.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2011