cocktail

a cigarette with multiple drugs (especially illegal or ill prescribed one's)

That cocktail is sure to hurt later on.

by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2009

off color

1. crude, vulgar, tasteless or sexual

2. irrelevant to the topic

He made a few off color remarks about your cousin.

by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2008

hard core

1. extreme, unmitigated

2. explicit, especially in a pornographic way

He turned into a hard core marine after a month among them.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2009

bells and whistles

features that add to the appearance of something but do not make it function any better

If you want bells and whistles you should go to the other aisle.

by The Return of Light Joker November 06, 2009

off-the-shelf

readily available form retail sources

No more off-the-shelf water filters for me.

by The Return of Light Joker July 09, 2010

Zack Morris Phone

an early mobile phone known mainly for for it's bulky size(from a character in the sitcoms Good Morning and Saved By the Bell, known for using this type of phone)

How the hell can anyone fit a Zack morris phone on their belt.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2008

clay eater

a very poor uneducated person, especially one from the southern United States

He thought he was about to meet a clay eater, but that turned out not to be the case.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2011