THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

moonshiner's turn

an illegal U-turn made by putting the car in neutral and applying the hand brake

He just pulled off a moonshiner's turn before I could block his escape.

by The Return of Light Joker December 4, 2011

DOA

invalid or rejected(from dead on arrival, used to mean that someone died just as medical staff reached them or they were brought to the medical staff and informally to mean void)

The idea of selling sodas was DOA thanks to the health concerns.

by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2010

your money is no good here

as you are our guest, everything you get is free

You helped us out, so your money is no good here.

by The Return of Light Joker January 4, 2012

blow chunks

1. to vomit

2. to be terrible, to be extremely bad

The sensation I got from this creature nearly made me blow chunks.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2011

waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)

A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2011

grilled cheese

a grilled cheese sandwich

Don't you have anything better than half a grilled cheese?

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2011

even the score

to exact revenge, to exact retribution

He tried to even the score but did consider what the full outcome might be.

by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2009