THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

9-5

1. the typical job

2. the hours of a typical job

He works at your basic 9-5.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

map

1. the face

2. a bank check

If you keep your map clean you won't get as many zits.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2009

rabbit ears

1. the external antenna on old television sets

2. very acute hearing

Those rabbit ears are a bit worn.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2008

mommy track

when a woman leaves the work force to take time to raise her children.

She was on the mommy track because she did not want to leave her baby with someone while she worked.

by The Return of Light Joker March 11, 2009

flip phone

a phone that folds up to save space and protect the buttons from being pressed by moving around in the pocket

She had a flip phone with a transparent back.

by The Return of Light Joker August 14, 2009

flange

the female genitals, the vulva

Her flange was prickly from the regrowth of the pubes.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2009

In the clear

not suspected of commiting a crime

My nephew is in the clear.

by The Return of Light Joker December 8, 2007