c-2

c-2 stole my granola bar!

c-2 stole my g r a n o l a b a r .

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

calcium sand

A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.

I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020

GranolaBar

Creator of friendship. C2s really like them. More powerful than fruit snacks.

Person 1: ok, I am getting sick of you taking my granola bars!

C2: I'm sorry

Person 1: I'm sorry I got mad.

C2: So... Are you going to let me have your granolabar or not?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

Fruit-snacks

Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.

I forgot to bring a granola bar today, so I had to use my fruit-snacks.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 09, 2021

Friendship

Something that a C2 uses to get granola bars. In other words, friendship is a hoax, created by all the C2s in the world.

C2: I have accepted your request for my friendship.

Person 1: cool.

C2: So... Where are the granola bars?

Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

Granola Bar

What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS

C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????

Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.

C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!

Person 3: They're not?

C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

C-2

steals granola bars, creates friendships that revolve around granola bars, granola bars.

Person 1: (whispering) I finally found a way to eat a granola bar without C-2 taking it.
C-2: Oh, REALLY?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021