PetSmart

Sells sick and dying animals and doesn't think that sand can cause impaction.

RIP Dart the Bahaman anole. Cause of death: Respiratory Infection that PetSmart sold him with.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 27, 2021

C-002

Yet another spelling of c2. A c-002 is someone who steals granola bars, makes fake friendships, and forces all of their friends to give up their granola bars.

Person 9999: Hey, want to be friends?

C-002: Sure.

Person 9999: ...

C-002: What are you waiting for? Give me your granola bars!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

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by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 11, 2022

C2

Someone who acts like they want to be your friend, but usually just pretends to like you because they want something you have (eg granola bars).

Person 1: Did you meet my new friend?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a C2.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN January 20, 2021

C-2

A c-2 is someone who likes to steal granola bars, often creating fake friendships in order to get said granola bars.

Person 254387632000a: C-2 keeps forcing me to hand over my granola bars.

C-2: What about granola bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021

C 2

Someone who steals granola bars/creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

Person 777553: C 2 keeps taking my granola bars

Person 1: Yeah, he does that.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

C-2

A c-2 is someone who creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars. This often leads to confusion over what a real friendship is.

Person 73495F: C-2 keeps forcing me to hand over my granola bars!

Person 98543: *gives granola bar to person 73495F*

Person 73495F was the impostor

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 22, 2021