55 definitions by THE REAL MAYO MAN

C 2

Someone who steals granola bars. Usually pretends to be friends with someone, only to then force them to hand over their granola bars.

Person 1: My friend took the granola bar from my lunchbox again!

Person 2: I told you she was a C 2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 9, 2021

C-2

Granola bar thief. Forces people to give up granola bars. Creates fake granola-bar bsed friendships.

C-2 forced me to give away my granola bar!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 6, 2021

C 2

Someone who steals granola bars/creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

Person 777553: C 2 keeps taking my granola bars

Person 1: Yeah, he does that.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

C-2

A c-2 is someone who creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars. This often leads to confusion over what a real friendship is.

Person 73495F: C-2 keeps forcing me to hand over my granola bars!

Person 98543: *gives granola bar to person 73495F*

Person 73495F was the impostor

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 22, 2021

C2

someone who takes granola bars, usually resorting to creating fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

C2: GRANOLA BAR!!!!
Other C2: MINE!
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE!!!!
C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

C 2

C 2 steals peoples' granola bars, usually creating fake "friendships" to take granola bars from people. Because of this, only become friends with a C 2 if you have a lot of GBs on hand.

C 2: Person 1 gave me so many granola bars this past week.
The Other C 2: Really, how many?
C 2: 17, plus a packet of fruit snacks.
The Other C 2: Whoa

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 28, 2021

C-2

steals granola bars, creates friendships that revolve around granola bars, granola bars.

Person 1: (whispering) I finally found a way to eat a granola bar without C-2 taking it.
C-2: Oh, REALLY?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021