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Definitions by THE REAL MAYO MAN

Granola-bar 

A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.
C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:
A C 2 steals granola bars, usually resorting to creating fake friendships in order to get granola bars.
C 2 keeps stealing my granola bars!
C 2 by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021
C + 2 = C2, and a C2 is someone who creates fake friendships to get granola bars.

(See: C2)
C + 2: Ok, now that you're my friend... YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT GRANOLA BAR!

Person 37: Ok... Wait, what?
C + 2 by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

GranolaBar 

Creator of friendship. C2s really like them. More powerful than fruit snacks.
Person 1: ok, I am getting sick of you taking my granola bars!

C2: I'm sorry

Person 1: I'm sorry I got mad.

C2: So... Are you going to let me have your granolabar or not?
GranolaBar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021
Steals granola bars. Makes fake friendships to force people to hand over their granola bars. GIVE C2 YOUR GRANOLA BARS!
Person 1: C2 stole my granola bar!

Everyone but C2:
WE KNOW

C2:
c2 by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

GranolaBar 

Person 1: *brings granola bar in lunch box*

C2: Someone say GranolaBar?
GranolaBar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021
A c- 2 is someone who really really REALLY loves granola bars (and fruit snacks). This usually ends up being a bad thing as they usually end up creating fake friendships to trick people into giving them granola bars.
Person 29: c- 2 keeps forcing me to give up my granola bars!
Person 1: Yeah, he kind of does that.
c- 2 by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021