Albatross

The act of slapping both ass cheeks of your partner simultaneously while in the doggie style position, creating the effect of an albatross during takeoff.

Damn it, Jimmy! I can't sit down after that Albatross Session...I though we were going bird watching?

by TG July 03, 2004

Tab Out

Make a (guitar) tablature for a song. Loads of tablatures are found on the internet because they can be made with ASCII characters.

All rigggghhht! I tabbed out "Smells like teen spirit!"

by TG February 06, 2005

FDT

Free dem titties. In other words, it's time for a show.

That girl needs to FDT if she wants to get these beads.

by TG April 13, 2005

upinya

noun: deep inside the booty but before the actual "guts"

Damn girl, how 'bout I get all upinya!

by tg December 21, 2004

WTFuck

A verbal take on the classic 'net slang "wtf". Sounds classier when spoken aloud and less like you're a thirteen-year-old girl.

"Okay, who left their used condoms in the pit? WTFuck!"

by TG January 03, 2005

DjM

A person form the Midlands who has homosexual tendencies.

That bloke is a right DjM.

by TG August 22, 2003

LAB

LAB A Group of no-hopers that assume they are the best

LaB A group of retards that collectively sit around watching their lives waste away through a computer screen

|LAB| Arrogant, Unwanted, Annoying & Disruptive.

FFS I'm a n00b from |LAB|, ignore what I say - it really means nothing anyway

by TG November 05, 2004