Definitions by TG
Yiffer
A sad excuse for a human being or beings, that would be deemed pitiful, otherwise normally freakish, if it weren't for their afinity to mate with species other than their own kind.
As the yiffer was housesitting a friend's house, so the buddy can run errands, he cut a hole into the friend's teddy bear, f'd it, placed it back on the shelf and pretended that nothing happened when the friend returned.
Albatross
The act of slapping both ass cheeks of your partner simultaneously while in the doggie style position, creating the effect of an albatross during takeoff.
Damn it, Jimmy! I can't sit down after that Albatross Session...I though we were going bird watching?