TERRYZZ's definitions

I want to [fuck] her in the worst way

Standing up in a hammock

Playboy stud # 1 : "I want to fuck her in the worst way".
Playboy stud # 2 : "Wouldn't the missionary position be good enough?.

by terryzz February 17, 2009

A.W.

ABBREVIATION:(why are there 2 b's in abbreviation,,Irony); for attention whore. Use when in ignorant company, or within earshot of the abbreviated one. The use of A.W. will halt the potential metamorphisis into a TENSION WHORE.

I used to drink rootbeer, but my old lady is such an A.W. , that now I drink Jack Daniels. OH.. HI HONEY... could you mix me another drink... pretty please, YOU are THE best! !.

by terryzz February 18, 2009

fatulence

pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.

I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!

by terryzz February 15, 2009

brownie points

The tell-tale reference points of contact made while brown nosing the BOSS; a source of recognition of one's depth perception, which is what seperates you from a simple brown noser and an all out s#!t head. If they appear behind your ears, you may want to practice holding your breath,that is if you really need that raise.

Billy brought Miss Kinky an apple,and a box of MAGNUM Condums. I think he's working on his brownie points.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

nigger

Slang, the incorrect pronunciation of negroe(spanish for black?) May be from "Nigerian" a word that is so politically incorrect to say that, I can make fun of a cracker, woodtick, obamamama, dubyad, mindfuck, nascar, fatulence, N.A.A.C.P., nascarsistic, brownie points,but a definition of nigger when intercepted by an editor of ud, who is socially hemophilic, that a positive message, using wit, about human frailty and potential resilliance to euphamisms, is rejected. This is typical in today's culture, the allowable definition of any slang word is a matter of subjectiveness and should not be censored. SEE; "nigger", many ignorant/hateful definitions are in use, merely because they were edited by a human being with a different perception of "improper". It has been said:" We are evolving at different rates". SOURCES: "A WIDE VARIETY OF CURRENT AND HISTORICAL MEDIA"

nigger is a bad word when used to demean another person, nigger is a good word when used as a brotherly euphamism, in the profound word's of Forest Gump, "stupid is as stupid does".

by terryzz February 17, 2009

sofa king wetarted

I don't get it...

sofa king wetarted ... I don't get it...

by terryzz February 17, 2009

I want to [fuck]

In modern vernacular the most direct way of saying you have the desire to copulate. If spoken aloud, there will be no doubt about your mindset, with any person that speaks english or several other languages. The thing that every guy want's to hear from his prom date. Other SYNONYMS would include; I want to sex you up, I want to get naked,I want to do the horizontal bop, I want to make it with you, I want to make sweet love to ya woman(chef), Or the following statement which involves the same act of human copulation, however may cause erectile disfunction(ED),and therefore virtually impossible to "fill the order"; I want to have your baby.

two old guys standing at the bus stop, an extremely hot young woman, wearing a very form fitting short knit skirt and low cut knit top,saunters by the "gentlemen":
OLD GUY #1: Oy vay! I want to fuck her.
OLD GUY #2: Out of what ?

by TERRYZZ February 17, 2009