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seacow

craiglist slang for any woman over 120 lbs.
I hope you blow up to seacow-like proportions and die.

what you only spend 3 hours in the gym a day? you must be a real seacow.
by t-bone March 3, 2005
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rocks my world

an expression of approval or an external compliment of something/someone. Used predominantly by females or homosexuals to express fondness. This phrase should never be said by a girl who is trying to impress a straight guy.
Justin Timberlake totally rocks my world, he is so hot. - My (ex)girlfriend.
by T-bone February 28, 2005
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super balls

The ability to have sex with any woman no matter how ugly, skanky, sweaty, chubby, poor, flat, wrinkled, bitchy, stinky, or hairy.
Did you see that stinky, chubby, skank that Chad hooked up with...he must have super balls
by T-Bone February 14, 2005
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Willy Wifebeater

A guy that thinks he's tougher than you because he wears a wife beater even though they were only cool for a week or two back in 1996. This is usually accompanied by a series of unoriginal tatoos that can be found on any kid that dropped out of high school between the years 1992-1997
Nice tatoo Willy Wifebeater...oh shit run he's gonna kick our ass!
by T-Bone February 14, 2005
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pussy whipped

When one is a slave to coochie and is completely owned and controlled by the coochie's owner.
While vacationing in New York City, Adam (The Bitch) was so pussy whipped he went to a lame ass broadway show and drank a Cosmopolitan intead of taking his woman to ESPN Zone and watching sports and drinking beer. And he still didn't get any cause she has pussy control...and his balls.
by T-bone January 24, 2005
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oasis

The genius founders of great rock n' roll in our day and age, and laid the stonework in which more bands should follow. Noel and Liam rule!
by T-Bone January 11, 2005
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