T-bone's definitions

The Hook

Making the form of a hook with one's index finger. This is a little piece of sign language prevalent in prisons. Basically your prison bitch uses "the hook" to latch onto your belt loop or lets "the hook" be seen so the other inmates know he is someone's bitch.

Steve Ford is showing the hook, that's because he's Tim's bitch.

by T-Bone December 3, 2003

oasis

The genius founders of great rock n' roll in our day and age, and laid the stonework in which more bands should follow. Noel and Liam rule!

Oasis will LIVE FOREVER!

by T-Bone January 11, 2005

mowhowzer

n: a cigarette
v: to mow: the act of smoking

n: i would pel my dick for a mowhowzer
v: lets go mow before we take that run; I gotta get my blood pumpin'

by T-Bone July 9, 2003

flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.

Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.

by T-Bone April 21, 2003

wouldable

variation of the term "I would", being a bastardation of the phrase "I would like to have intercourse with that girl over there" usually accompanied by a point or nod in the direction of the girl.

"Would ya?" "Oh, I would. She's wouldable." "Oh I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004

Biatch

A biatch is a fine black girl with some nice ass ghetto booty and some big ass titties.

Wad the fuck up my biatch ima lick ur nipples tonight motha fucka

by T-bone January 11, 2004

buffcoat

to fart out of ones dick;
a fart that comes out of a dick;

possibly resulting from a reverse blow-job, or serious constipation

"She queefed in my face so i retaliated with a mighty buffcoat."

"My buffcoat filled the room with the winds of my urethra."

by T-bone April 6, 2004