T-bone's definitions

tarded

Faster, easier, and funnier way of describing a mentally challenged individual.

Put that syringe down, what are you tarded or something?

by T-bone October 15, 2006

Teddy Toughnuts

A guy that lets you know he is tougher than you by squealing the tires of his '86 ford escort hatchback, usually while wearing a dirty wife beater or a bad heavy metal band concert shirt that he never went too.

Slow down there Teddy Toughnuts before you start scaring the little neighborhood kids.

by T-Bone June 19, 2006

Brett Jan

To jump from one bed to another, a great distance away.

"He just jumped to that bed and pulled a Brett Jan."

by T-Bone April 18, 2005

stallown3d

The dawning of realization that Sylvester Stallone is King and you are worthless in comparison, deserving nothing more than to miserably exist while wallowing in your own filth.

You Got Stallown3d! Bitch.

by T-bone April 7, 2005

dangoldesque

a lame, yet amusing joke, typically involving misused homophones

Although the dangoldesque joke was quite corny, it was funny enough to make me laugh.

by T-Bone April 6, 2005

dangoldesque

a style of macro photography, usually taken from a low persepective, displaying excellent composition and detail

The photo of the rat and the beer can is very dangoldesque, taken close to the subject and exhibiting great composition.

by T-Bone April 5, 2005

live forever

Song by Oasis. One of the best songs ever written.

Live Forever is one of the best songs ever written.

by T-Bone March 22, 2005