Definitions by T-Dog Jenkins

New Jerz 

a location on the map of the United States where plenty of murders occur.

"I'm from New Jerz where plenty of murders occur" says some angry person.

New Jerz by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

E-e-E--e-E-E-e 

the sound an ambulance makes as it leaves your neighborhood.

The ambulance carrying my cousin went E-e-E-e-EE-e as it sped through the night. It's too bad he's in a chair now.

E-e-E--e-E-E-e by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

I'll be switched 

A colloquialism indigenous to Appalachia which expresses amazement, wonder, or befuddlement

Well, I'll be switched! That little box yous got can make a pitchure of lil ol' me?

I'll be switched by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005

y'alls 

the extra plural form of y'all. Refers to at least ten people.

Y'alls in the same family? Well, I'll be switched!

y'alls by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005

barnyard word 

a foul, profrane, or vulgar term associated with the place where the animals muck about on a farm.

Fuck, Shit, Cunt, Cock, and Blowjob all qualify as barnyard words.

barnyard word by T-Dog Jenkins August 2, 2005

Moose

former Dallas Cowboy fullback Daryl Johnston's nickname. He was a big, powerful lead blocker.

Moose was always knocking the 49ers around in the NFC title game.

Moose by T-Dog Jenkins August 2, 2005

cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.

Cabbage Night is fun.

cabbage night by T-Dog Jenkins July 28, 2005