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Condi

Nickname for Bush's sycophant mouthpiece aka Secretary of State. See also Aunt Tomasina.
It's hard to believe that Condi is still trying to push that yellow cake WMD tale down our throats. Who's gonna believe that Aunt Tomasina now?
by T Wade September 25, 2005
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hickey

Southern slang for gay; normally used only by gay guys to comment on other men who appear effeminate or closeted. This is often combined with a mixing of pronouns (SHE/her instead of the more accurate HE/him).
Please girl, that hickey aint foolin' nobody. She's the biggest flammer on campus.
by T Wade October 1, 2005
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Big E

Term used to describe a type of Levi's Jeans produced from about 1930 to 1969; logo on famous Red Tab is printed as lEvi (i.e. upper case e) hence the name. Often associated with American West cowboy mythology. Also see hige.
The Japanese have gone cowboy crazy for Big E jeans. I just sold a pair on eBay for $500!
by T Wade October 21, 2005
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JC

June Cleaver - Mother's Day short speak.
Can also refer to Joan Crawford (ala Mommie Dearest).
by T Wade May 7, 2005
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hige

According to one source on the internet hige refers to the creases across the top of the legs of vintage Levi jeans - usually the so called "big E" variety. It's like where the jeans bunch up when you sit down. However, I think it can also be used to refer to any person, place or thing that has a distressed, rather lived in look.
Damn. Laura is givin' some major hige today. Must be the drugs and that wild life she's livin'.
by T Wade October 17, 2005
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bush family

A blue blooded family of East Coast aristocratic ilk who moved to Texas during an early 20th century oil rush. Thus bush family was able to increased wealth exponentially (on the backs of poor white & hispanic oil workers). NOT unlike Civil War Yankee CARPETBAGGERS, they took on regional mannerisms and affected southern drawls in order to assimilate and pass for Texans. The bush family strategy has been DYNASTICALLY successful (not to mention even producing TWO US Presidents to date).
If the truth be known, they aint nothing but a bunch of phony, bush family carpetbaggin' yankees!
by T Wade August 28, 2005
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Taupe Star

A term used to describe a person’s anus or sphincter muscle; derived from the general color and shape of this particular orifice.
Rule #1 - Always keep your Taupe Star shiny and clean.
by T Wade October 20, 2005
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