shut in

A prisoner or recluse confined to a safe and comfortable area such as the home. The shut in lacks the capacity to regulate a stable social life as long as he or she is so confined, and in addition to a lack of healthy, natural sunlight, will usually become pale, depressed, insane, or generally pitiful in contrast to an outgoing individual. Synonymous with tight ass, worthless, stiff, and EverQuest player.

You fucking lazy piece of shit, maybe if you weren't such a shut in you'd find a nice job or a piece of ass.

by T Hizzle April 23, 2005

sec

A term that is short for the word "second," and when spoken among friends can become the most flexible increment of time known to man. Commonly used by those who wait until the last minute to get ready to leave somewhere.

Dave: (knocks) Come on, let's go.
Todd: Give me a sec.
Dave: Alright, pack your shit up.

5 minutes later...

Dave: What are you doing in there?
Todd: Yeah, yeah, I need a sec.
Dave: Hurry the fuck up, damn it!

by T Hizzle April 08, 2005

definition

Astounding muscle tone. See ripped.

Tom went to the gym everyday, and now his muscles have definition.

by T Hizzle May 03, 2005

next

What you say to anything so idiotic and appalling that it should be ignored and forgotten, even if it's simply something you would rather not hear.

Phil: I just got done taking a piss...

Josh: Next.

by T Hizzle May 23, 2005

Satan

Such A Terrifically Anal Neighbor

The type of residential neighbor that occasionally makes small demands in a patronizing passive-aggressive tone that causes insigificant violations of his or her property seem like it should be your personal responsibility to prevent.

Would you mind telling your visitors not to park so close to my driveway? Thanks.

Bite me, Satan.

by T Hizzle May 03, 2005

mean

Adjective used to describe the breakfast a satisfied partner prepares after a night of excellent sex.

I fucked her wild and she made some mean eggs in the morning.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

sav

Of or exhibiting traits of impressive emotional or physical endurance, the pinnacle of maniliness.

Pierced and painted in the same two hours, Jeff took it like a sav.

by T Hizzle May 03, 2005