T Hizzle's definitions

elephant shit

I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a token dispenser at the arcade.

God damn, look at that thing go!

by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

bump

A hand signal exchanged between friends in which they each bump each other's fists thumb-side up. Many friendly people have this worked into a set handshake that may also include a hand slide or other sophisticated hand greeting.

Homeboys bump it when they kick it.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

mean

Adjective used to describe the breakfast a satisfied partner prepares after a night of excellent sex.

I fucked her wild and she made some mean eggs in the morning.

by T Hizzle April 21, 2005

pop the trunk

Anal sex, esp. for the receiving party's first time.

I wanted to get something out of the back, so Laura let me pop the trunk.

by T Hizzle April 12, 2005

mb

Online gamer speak for "my bad."

CptStone324: GOD WTF
AlphaX: mb lol

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

sav

Of or exhibiting traits of impressive emotional or physical endurance, the pinnacle of maniliness.

Pierced and painted in the same two hours, Jeff took it like a sav.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

televangelist

A shameless person on television that asks you to reach for God by reaching for your wallet.

Televangelist's spiel with minimal bullshit:


Are you lost on the path of righteousness? Do you believe you have failed yourself and others? God forgives you for fucking up your life. Now all I need is a few thousand dollars of your hard earned money, which you don't have to spend right now but in your spare time, so that your sins are square with the Lord.

by T Hizzle June 5, 2005