T Hizzle's definitions

Pretend

A game played by children using their imaginations in the absence of material games. Contrary to popular belief, Pretend came before role-playing games, fucker.

Pretend is awesome because you can do anything you want.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

NexusTK

A pointlessly addictive 2D MMORPG whose only value is a high-quality MP3 player.

NexusTK has consumed so many souls, it's frightening.

And if you want an MP3 player, try downloading Winamp.

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

fro

To fling or pass a projectile object such as a ball or frisbee toward another person.

Fro me the rock for the layup man.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

coke fiend

A slave to the white powder that will do just about anything to have more blow. There are coke fiends of all social and financial standings. Stereotypically young business associates fresh from business school are getting yayed up just to stay at the top of their game. However, there are also broke people who can't afford yayo and have to commit degrading sexual favors or larceny.

Some goddam coke fiend broke into my apartment and stole my shit!

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

hell

Helping Everyone Love Life

Because fuck eternal pain and suffering, let me live.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

Blanka'in'

Personification that occurs when some dude flips out violently in public and looks like the character Blanka from Street Fighter. See Hulk, but add electricity.

Zach started scratching at Phil's face, then bent over and emitted static shock. He was straight Blanka'in' on his ass!

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

keeping it real

Real is an abbreviation of Retaliating for Every Attack Line. Therefore, "keeping it real" is a defense mechanism used to sustain one's pride and self-interests against motherfuckers and bitches whose key intentions are to humiliate you and attempt to eliminate the much needed respect from your peers. To be real means to follow your heart, never giving a fuck about what your enemies try to do to break you, and always keeping a steady eye on your goals as well as the loved ones you set out to protect.

Keeping it real is the way of the soldier, one who always keeps his head up and his eyes on the prize.

by T Hizzle April 8, 2005