55 definitions by T Hizzle

A term inspired by the movie Mallrats, used to refer to a person that is frequently stoned from smoking marijuana, while also making an allusion to the dark side of the force in Star Wars.
Kevin tends to forget stuff and is often eating all of my food. He must be another victim of the dark side...
by T Hizzle May 31, 2005
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A game played by children using their imaginations in the absence of material games. Contrary to popular belief, Pretend came before role-playing games, fucker.
Pretend is awesome because you can do anything you want.
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
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See morning wood.

When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.
I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.

Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.
by T Hizzle April 6, 2005
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I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a token dispenser at the arcade.
by T Hizzle May 1, 2005
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CptStone324: GOD WTF
AlphaX: mb lol
by T Hizzle May 3, 2005
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Of or exhibiting traits of impressive emotional or physical endurance, the pinnacle of maniliness.
Pierced and painted in the same two hours, Jeff took it like a sav.
by T Hizzle May 3, 2005
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The act of moving and speaking very quickly in a moment of desperation, usually when one is experiencing extreme anxiety, or just wants to tell another person exactly what he or she wants to hear. Basically, breezing and bullshitting means to lie up a storm in a very obvious and obnoxious fashion. If you get in a deep conversation while yayed, breezing and bullshitting is common.
I was worried the cop would find my stash, so I started breezing and bullshitting my ass out of the cuffs.
by T Hizzle April 15, 2005
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