T Hizzle's definitions

Devil's Advocate

This awesome movie where Al Pacino plays the Devil and owns everybody in New York City, but more importantly is taking his gangster roles in Scarface and The Godfather to a greater level of sophistication.

Holy shit! Al Pacino is so cool and bad ass, he was cast as fucking Satan.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

Oaktown

Oakland, Cali., a city in the East Bay where the most important procedure when driving through the ghetto is to lock your door and roll up the windows at all times. If you do not comply with this procedure, you will very likely get jacked, shot, burned, or all three.

We're in Oaktown. Quick, put your money and weed up your ass.

by T Hizzle April 7, 2005

rock bottom

Corrupted lifestyle that is usually caused by poor life choices or a string of misfortune.

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you've have had it up to here
'Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear
That's Rock Bottom

-Eminem (Album: The Slim Shady LP)

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

angle

1) A plan or way of doing something, esp. making a good sales pitch, implying that the person knows exactly what he or she is doing or saying.

2) The way a guy might spell the word "angel" as in reference to his girlfriend, letting his fellas know that the girl is being handled with care.

Garage sale, huh? What's your angle?

I'm out having breakfast with my angle, Heather.

by T Hizzle April 16, 2005

served

A hyped word that has been used at an increasingly appalling rate ever since that stupid movie "You Got Served" came out (and South Park made fun of it), giving cultureless and frequently rejected Internet geeks a relatively attractive cliché to dwell on for the next few months or so.

People use the word "served" in a pointless attempt to convince others that they are capable of staying aware of and using current buzz words.

by T Hizzle April 15, 2005

keeping it real

Real is an abbreviation of Retaliating for Every Attack Line. Therefore, "keeping it real" is a defense mechanism used to sustain one's pride and self-interests against motherfuckers and bitches whose key intentions are to humiliate you and attempt to eliminate the much needed respect from your peers. To be real means to follow your heart, never giving a fuck about what your enemies try to do to break you, and always keeping a steady eye on your goals as well as the loved ones you set out to protect.

Keeping it real is the way of the soldier, one who always keeps his head up and his eyes on the prize.

by T Hizzle April 8, 2005

told

A reasonable warning that is given to someone who will be afflicted with harm if he or she does not back down from an offensive position that would provoke such an assault.

What do you say to someone with two black eyes?

Nothing; they were already told twice.

by T Hizzle May 1, 2005