T's definitions

cavetate

When you are getting ready to take a serious dump.

Oh no. My colon is beginning to cavetate and there is no bathroom withing 20 miles. I'm going to poop myself.

by t December 21, 2004

Adult Swim

Block of Cartoons for the older crowd.

Was much much Better when they just had the old people getting into the pool as bumps instead of nonsensical BS that nobody feels like reading.

by T December 7, 2004

Puerto Rican Punch

In doggystyle, you punch the girl in the back of the neck, knocking her out. You proceed to finish the job without her help.

Sleep usually follows without long conversation.

My girl and I were doing it doggystyle, but I was really tired so I gave her a Puerto Rican Punch.

by T November 30, 2004

cock goblin

In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown

I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!

by T November 30, 2004

sunny g's

slang term for sunglasses .....

I lost my sunny g's at the beach.

by T November 13, 2004

Float

To finish something. To get the job done. Originated from To Float a Keg witch means to finish, or empty, the keg of its contents.

1. Lets all work together and float this job so we can go home and relax.
2. I do not want to talk about it anymore. This conversation is floated.

by T October 6, 2004

Float a keg

To empty the contents of the keg. Usually by oral consumption. Also the sign that the party/function has come to an end.

All the beer is gone. The keg has been floated. NO MORE BEER! FUCK! Now how am I gonna get this girl drunk and take advantage of her.

by T October 6, 2004