cock snot - the crusted smegma that is found under the foreskin foreskin of an unhealthy and unwashed uncircumcised penis.
Bob carefully peeld back the foreskin of juniors big fat cock, ready to engulf all of his offerings.
"Geez junior, when was the last time you showered"
" 3 days ago, why?"
"Because you have an enormous build up of this horrible cheese looking and smelling smegma under your magnificent foreskin"
"Oh yeh, dont worry about that, thats just my cock snot"
"Geez junior, when was the last time you showered"
" 3 days ago, why?"
"Because you have an enormous build up of this horrible cheese looking and smelling smegma under your magnificent foreskin"
"Oh yeh, dont worry about that, thats just my cock snot"
by Swine Doctor June 14, 2011
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Mark was blowing Paul so hard that he shot a load of dick glue all over Marks face. Mark had been shot with dick glue
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Get the dick glue mug.After going out dancing Ryan and Shaun went home and Ryan unveiled his penis to Shaun, shaun gasped and said wow Ryan your penis is so perfectly formed and so smooth and shiney - Ryan replied yes it's a immortal penis
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by Swine Doctor October 30, 2011
Get the pole sleeve mug.The finger that is used to insert into a sphincter. Commonly this finger has a slight discoloration to it, similar to that of a carmel choc bar
I noticed one of Bob's fingers were slighly discolored, that must be his sphincter finger.
Paul loved Bob's sphincter finger and how it made him feel when it is inserted into his sphincter
Paul loved Bob's sphincter finger and how it made him feel when it is inserted into his sphincter
by Swine Doctor June 12, 2011
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Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.
by Swine Doctor April 26, 2011
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