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pole sleeve

A device used to protect you form sexual transmitted deseases while having sex. A latex fabric that you place over your pole like a sleeve
Before Bob was to be mounted by Paul he insisted that Paul place a pole sleeve on.
by Swine Doctor October 30, 2011
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dick paste

When a man ejaculates from his dick siemen, it either dribbles out, shoots out or drops out in the form of a paste. The paste is from his dick and thus it is dick paste
When Bob was blowing Paul, paul shot dick paste all over bobs face. Bob was covered in pauls dick paste
by Swine Doctor May 30, 2011
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dick glue

when a man ejaculates siemen out of his dick it forms a white paste type glue. As it came from his dick it is called dick glue.
Mark was blowing Paul so hard that he shot a load of dick glue all over Marks face. Mark had been shot with dick glue
by Swine Doctor May 30, 2011
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Immortal penis

A penis that is so perfectly formed and smooth and shiny is simply an immortal penis
After going out dancing Ryan and Shaun went home and Ryan unveiled his penis to Shaun, shaun gasped and said wow Ryan your penis is so perfectly formed and so smooth and shiney - Ryan replied yes it's a immortal penis
by Swine Doctor March 9, 2017
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Dick flogger

A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas
Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.
by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022
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snatch jack

When a friend, collegue or just fellow dude takes public credit for sleeping with a woman, that his friend, collegue or fellow dude actually slept with.
Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.
by Swine Doctor April 26, 2011
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Ball clapping

ball clapping - when two sets of balls meet together as a result of timed thrusting banging together creating a clapping noise
Wade and Ryan after watching a movie together invited Meagan over and ryan entered her from behind into her anal bank and wade entered her into her vagina - through the aggressive pumping both Ryan and wades balls banged and clanged together creating a clapping noise - they had successfully been ball clapping
by Swine Doctor May 26, 2016
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