Definitions by Swine Doctor

Dick flogger 

A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas

Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.

Dick flogger by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022

Immortal penis 

A penis that is so perfectly formed and smooth and shiny is simply an immortal penis

After going out dancing Ryan and Shaun went home and Ryan unveiled his penis to Shaun, shaun gasped and said wow Ryan your penis is so perfectly formed and so smooth and shiney - Ryan replied yes it's a immortal penis

Immortal penis by Swine Doctor March 9, 2017

Tongue jabbing 

Tongue jabbing - when you poke your tongue in and out of an anus in a jabbing motion

Fiona had been longing for john and so when she flew down to see him she immediately pulled down his pants and jammed her tongue into his arse giving him a great tongue jabbing

Tongue jabbing by Swine Doctor May 29, 2016

Ball clapping 

ball clapping - when two sets of balls meet together as a result of timed thrusting banging together creating a clapping noise

Wade and Ryan after watching a movie together invited Meagan over and ryan entered her from behind into her anal bank and wade entered her into her vagina - through the aggressive pumping both Ryan and wades balls banged and clanged together creating a clapping noise - they had successfully been ball clapping

Ball clapping by Swine Doctor May 26, 2016

Anal bank 

Anal bank - the place where you deposit loss of semen

Shaun met Ryan out at a bar and after several drinks they went back to Shaun's house and Shaun deposited his semen into Ryan's anal bank

Anal bank by Swine Doctor May 25, 2016

pole sleeve 

A device used to protect you form sexual transmitted deseases while having sex. A latex fabric that you place over your pole like a sleeve

Before Bob was to be mounted by Paul he insisted that Paul place a pole sleeve on.

pole sleeve by Swine Doctor October 30, 2011

cock snot 

cock snot - the crusted smegma that is found under the foreskin foreskin of an unhealthy and unwashed uncircumcised penis.

Bob carefully peeld back the foreskin of juniors big fat cock, ready to engulf all of his offerings.

"Geez junior, when was the last time you showered"

" 3 days ago, why?"

"Because you have an enormous build up of this horrible cheese looking and smelling smegma under your magnificent foreskin"

"Oh yeh, dont worry about that, thats just my cock snot"

cock snot by Swine Doctor June 14, 2011