A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas
by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022
Shaun met Ryan out at a bar and after several drinks they went back to Shaun's house and Shaun deposited his semen into Ryan's anal bank
by Swine Doctor May 26, 2016
When a friend, collegue or just fellow dude takes public credit for sleeping with a woman, that his friend, collegue or fellow dude actually slept with.
Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.
by Swine Doctor April 07, 2011
After going out dancing Ryan and Shaun went home and Ryan unveiled his penis to Shaun, shaun gasped and said wow Ryan your penis is so perfectly formed and so smooth and shiney - Ryan replied yes it's a immortal penis
by Swine Doctor March 10, 2017
When a man ejaculates from his dick siemen, it either dribbles out, shoots out or drops out in the form of a paste. The paste is from his dick and thus it is dick paste
When Bob was blowing Paul, paul shot dick paste all over bobs face. Bob was covered in pauls dick paste
by Swine Doctor May 05, 2011
cock snot - the crusted smegma that is found under the foreskin foreskin of an unhealthy and unwashed uncircumcised penis.
Bob carefully peeld back the foreskin of juniors big fat cock, ready to engulf all of his offerings.
"Geez junior, when was the last time you showered"
" 3 days ago, why?"
"Because you have an enormous build up of this horrible cheese looking and smelling smegma under your magnificent foreskin"
"Oh yeh, dont worry about that, thats just my cock snot"
"Geez junior, when was the last time you showered"
" 3 days ago, why?"
"Because you have an enormous build up of this horrible cheese looking and smelling smegma under your magnificent foreskin"
"Oh yeh, dont worry about that, thats just my cock snot"
by Swine Doctor June 15, 2011
A device used to protect you form sexual transmitted deseases while having sex. A latex fabric that you place over your pole like a sleeve
by Swine Doctor May 31, 2011