Ass

A mighty fine set of cheeks that have things between them that get pounded a lot. Things like ({}). And those things usually get pounded by a 3====D

Boy: Hey that ass of yours looks delicious!
Girl: Wanna try it~

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

Sex

For straight people
When a boy rams his dick into a girl
For lesbian people
When two girls slide their pussies on each other
For gay people
When a boy shoves a dick in another boy

Boy: Hey wanna have sex?
Girl: no I’m lesbian

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

Virgin

A person who has never had sexual intercourse. Anyone who is not a virgin by 18 sucks, I am 10 and am not a virgin.

I was riding her virgin pussy. It was damn tight, she was moaning like death. I knew she was on her edge. I made her cum by slamming into her g-spot.

by Sunlow Foreva September 22, 2023

Lesbian

When a girl likes a girl

Girl: I have something to tell you. A reason why this will never work.
Boy: What? There is no reason this will not work. I am in love so you have to be too!
Girl: Two reasons then. 1 You are selfish and want everything to be your way. 2 I am lesbian

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

Sex story

I was walking through town and then I spotted the woman of my dreams, my gf. I invited her to my house. Soon we got drunk and undressed ourselves. She started sucking on my dick, it felt so good. Soon I sliced my fingers into her pussy. She got on top of me and started riding me making me moan.

P 1: Hey wanna hear a sex story?
P 2: yeah

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

Gay

Boy like boy. Boy love boy. Boy fuck boy. Boy marry boy. Boy have child with boy. Boy die with boy.

Boy: Hey mom I’m gay.
* Mom faints
Boy: Hey dad I’m gay
* Dad dies
Boy: Hey friend I’m gay.
* Friend ignores and changes subject
Boy: Hey crush I’m gay.
Crush: Me too.
Boy: Will you be with me forever?
Crush: Yes!
Boy: Hey mom I have a boyfriend.
* Mom dies

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

Ur mom gay

Insult

Charlie: Ur mom gay
You:No u
* Charlie dies
Billy: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
* Billy dies

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023