Masturbacon
mas•tur.ba•con
To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
mas•tur.ba•con
To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
"Dude, I was caught last night..."
'Caught doing what?'
"Ugh, masturbacon!"
'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'
"Thick cut, maple smoked"
'Niiiiice'
'Caught doing what?'
"Ugh, masturbacon!"
'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'
"Thick cut, maple smoked"
'Niiiiice'
by Sundog_ September 01, 2014
\ˈhin-dən-ˌbərg, -ˌbu̇rg, -, een
When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.
Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.
When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.
Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.
"Man that hooker last night gave me a Hindenburg, and now my balls are swollen."
"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"
"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"
by Sundog_ December 22, 2013
When multiple men have aggressive anal sex with a girl,
then pull out and proceed to thrust their penis's between her breasts until they climax.
then pull out and proceed to thrust their penis's between her breasts until they climax.
by Sundog_ January 06, 2014
Snobbie (snob/ē)
Noun (Plural Snobbies)
A photograph that one has taken with a phone or webcam of themselves, acting as if they have no knowledge of said picture being taken. Then uploaded the picture to a social media site as if it were taken by someone else.
Truly a sign of narcissism and dumb.
Noun (Plural Snobbies)
A photograph that one has taken with a phone or webcam of themselves, acting as if they have no knowledge of said picture being taken. Then uploaded the picture to a social media site as if it were taken by someone else.
Truly a sign of narcissism and dumb.
"She thinks she's all that, the pic was probably a snobbie"
"Ugh, did you see the snobbie she posted?"
"Hoe actin' like she got paparazzi followin her around, throwing up snobbies n shit!!1one"
"Ugh, did you see the snobbie she posted?"
"Hoe actin' like she got paparazzi followin her around, throwing up snobbies n shit!!1one"
by Sundog_ April 18, 2014
The Trap
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
The Trap, "My neck is soo sore, ugh"
...
....
.....
Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
....
.......
.........
John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
...
....
.....
Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
....
.......
.........
John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
by Sundog_ August 22, 2014
The Trap
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
The Trap, "My neck is soo sore, ugh"
...
....
.....
Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
....
.......
.........
John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
...
....
.....
Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
....
.......
.........
John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
by Sundog_ August 22, 2014