\ˈhin-dən-ˌbərg, -ˌbu̇rg, -, een
When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.
Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.
When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.
Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.
"Man that hooker last night gave me a Hindenburg, and now my balls are swollen."
"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"
"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"
by Sundog_ December 22, 2013
Get the Hindenburgingmug. ser·pes
ˈsərpēz/
noun
1. A super strain of herpes, also known as dick zits. Truly terrible.
Origin
Fort McMurray
ˈsərpēz/
noun
1. A super strain of herpes, also known as dick zits. Truly terrible.
Origin
Fort McMurray
"I think that medic I slept with in Fort Mac gave me Serpes!"
"My dick has broken out like a prepubescent boy after pizza night. I must have Serpes"
"My dick has broken out like a prepubescent boy after pizza night. I must have Serpes"
by Sundog_ January 29, 2014
Get the Serpesmug. Snobbie (snob/ē)
Noun (Plural Snobbies)
A photograph that one has taken with a phone or webcam of themselves, acting as if they have no knowledge of said picture being taken. Then uploaded the picture to a social media site as if it were taken by someone else.
Truly a sign of narcissism and dumb.
Noun (Plural Snobbies)
A photograph that one has taken with a phone or webcam of themselves, acting as if they have no knowledge of said picture being taken. Then uploaded the picture to a social media site as if it were taken by someone else.
Truly a sign of narcissism and dumb.
"She thinks she's all that, the pic was probably a snobbie"
"Ugh, did you see the snobbie she posted?"
"Hoe actin' like she got paparazzi followin her around, throwing up snobbies n shit!!1one"
"Ugh, did you see the snobbie she posted?"
"Hoe actin' like she got paparazzi followin her around, throwing up snobbies n shit!!1one"
by Sundog_ April 18, 2014
Get the Snobbiemug. The STOP - States The Obvious Person
When someone chimes in on a forum post or facebook discussion, stating the obvious and direct connection to the joke or discussion, usually to show they are smart, making everyone want to murder that person for being so smug and oblivious that everyone got it. In comedy this would also be known as 'hacky'.
When someone chimes in on a forum post or facebook discussion, stating the obvious and direct connection to the joke or discussion, usually to show they are smart, making everyone want to murder that person for being so smug and oblivious that everyone got it. In comedy this would also be known as 'hacky'.
John, "Why couldn't Robin Williams just hang in there??"
The Stop, "Robin Williams committed suicide by hanging himself"
Everyone "Ya, WE GOT THAT"
John, "Id like to take her for a spin, haha"
The Stop, "John wants to have sex with her"
John, "ugh, ffs. "
The Stop, "Robin Williams committed suicide by hanging himself"
Everyone "Ya, WE GOT THAT"
John, "Id like to take her for a spin, haha"
The Stop, "John wants to have sex with her"
John, "ugh, ffs. "
by Sundog_ August 21, 2014
Get the The STOPmug. The Trap
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
The Trap, "My neck is soo sore, ugh"
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Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
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John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
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Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
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John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
by Sundog_ August 21, 2014
Get the The Trapmug. blos·som·ing
When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.
When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.
"That guy I picked up at bingo last night started blossoming my vayjayjay. He kept whispering "seed to a tree, seed to a tree'. It was so hawt."
by Sundog_ August 06, 2014
Get the Blossomingmug.