ōɡər/azəm
When a specially fugly male/female climaxes. Sounds not unlike a moose giving birth. Or a dying beluga whale. May occur while eating certain fast foods.
When a specially fugly male/female climaxes. Sounds not unlike a moose giving birth. Or a dying beluga whale. May occur while eating certain fast foods.
"Dude, that heavy I picked up last night? 3 Ogreasms!"
"These fries are gonna make me Ogreasm!"
"Ughhhhhawruhuhuhuh!"
"These fries are gonna make me Ogreasm!"
"Ughhhhhawruhuhuhuh!"
by Sundog_ October 13, 2014
swass-ic-le
noun \swassˈī-kəl\
A hanging piece of ice formed when ass sweat drips down from something.
(such as a your ass)
noun \swassˈī-kəl\
A hanging piece of ice formed when ass sweat drips down from something.
(such as a your ass)
by Sundog_ November 16, 2013
ser·pes
ˈsərpēz/
noun
1. A super strain of herpes, also known as dick zits. Truly terrible.
Origin
Fort McMurray
ˈsərpēz/
noun
1. A super strain of herpes, also known as dick zits. Truly terrible.
Origin
Fort McMurray
"I think that medic I slept with in Fort Mac gave me Serpes!"
"My dick has broken out like a prepubescent boy after pizza night. I must have Serpes"
"My dick has broken out like a prepubescent boy after pizza night. I must have Serpes"
by Sundog_ January 30, 2014
Masturbacon
mas•tur.ba•con
To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
mas•tur.ba•con
To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
"Dude, I was caught last night..."
'Caught doing what?'
"Ugh, masturbacon!"
'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'
"Thick cut, maple smoked"
'Niiiiice'
'Caught doing what?'
"Ugh, masturbacon!"
'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'
"Thick cut, maple smoked"
'Niiiiice'
by Sundog_ September 01, 2014
The STOP - States The Obvious Person
When someone chimes in on a forum post or facebook discussion, stating the obvious and direct connection to the joke or discussion, usually to show they are smart, making everyone want to murder that person for being so smug and oblivious that everyone got it. In comedy this would also be known as 'hacky'.
When someone chimes in on a forum post or facebook discussion, stating the obvious and direct connection to the joke or discussion, usually to show they are smart, making everyone want to murder that person for being so smug and oblivious that everyone got it. In comedy this would also be known as 'hacky'.
John, "Why couldn't Robin Williams just hang in there??"
The Stop, "Robin Williams committed suicide by hanging himself"
Everyone "Ya, WE GOT THAT"
John, "Id like to take her for a spin, haha"
The Stop, "John wants to have sex with her"
John, "ugh, ffs. "
The Stop, "Robin Williams committed suicide by hanging himself"
Everyone "Ya, WE GOT THAT"
John, "Id like to take her for a spin, haha"
The Stop, "John wants to have sex with her"
John, "ugh, ffs. "
by Sundog_ August 22, 2014
When multiple men have aggressive anal sex with a girl,
then pull out and proceed to thrust their penis's between her breasts until they climax.
then pull out and proceed to thrust their penis's between her breasts until they climax.
by Sundog_ January 06, 2014