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Gurkel
Gurkel (Gir - Kell)
A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
Ogreasm
ōɡər/azəm
When a specially fugly male/female climaxes. Sounds not unlike a moose giving birth. Or a dying beluga whale. May occur while eating certain fast foods.
When a specially fugly male/female climaxes. Sounds not unlike a moose giving birth. Or a dying beluga whale. May occur while eating certain fast foods.
"Dude, that heavy I picked up last night? 3 Ogreasms!"
"These fries are gonna make me Ogreasm!"
"Ughhhhhawruhuhuhuh!"
"These fries are gonna make me Ogreasm!"
"Ughhhhhawruhuhuhuh!"
Masturbacon
Masturbacon
mas•tur.ba•con
To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
mas•tur.ba•con
To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
"Dude, I was caught last night..."
'Caught doing what?'
"Ugh, masturbacon!"
'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'
"Thick cut, maple smoked"
'Niiiiice'
'Caught doing what?'
"Ugh, masturbacon!"
'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'
"Thick cut, maple smoked"
'Niiiiice'
Masturbacon by Sundog_ September 1, 2014
The STOP
The STOP - States The Obvious Person
When someone chimes in on a forum post or facebook discussion, stating the obvious and direct connection to the joke or discussion, usually to show they are smart, making everyone want to murder that person for being so smug and oblivious that everyone got it. In comedy this would also be known as 'hacky'.
When someone chimes in on a forum post or facebook discussion, stating the obvious and direct connection to the joke or discussion, usually to show they are smart, making everyone want to murder that person for being so smug and oblivious that everyone got it. In comedy this would also be known as 'hacky'.
John, "Why couldn't Robin Williams just hang in there??"
The Stop, "Robin Williams committed suicide by hanging himself"
Everyone "Ya, WE GOT THAT"
John, "Id like to take her for a spin, haha"
The Stop, "John wants to have sex with her"
John, "ugh, ffs. "
The Stop, "Robin Williams committed suicide by hanging himself"
Everyone "Ya, WE GOT THAT"
John, "Id like to take her for a spin, haha"
The Stop, "John wants to have sex with her"
John, "ugh, ffs. "
The Trap
The Trap
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
The Trap, "My neck is soo sore, ugh"
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Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
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John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
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Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
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John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
The Trap
The Trap
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
The Trap, "My neck is soo sore, ugh"
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Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
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John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
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Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
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John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
Blossoming
blos·som·ing
When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.
When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.
"That guy I picked up at bingo last night started blossoming my vayjayjay. He kept whispering "seed to a tree, seed to a tree'. It was so hawt."
Blossoming by Sundog_ August 6, 2014