8 definitions by Sum Guy
the way paul got that traffic-cop to believe he didn't kill jack with jack's body in the trunk, talk about chutzpah!
by Sum Guy January 28, 2003
whist dancing, a person, usually female, while rub her rump on the crotch of a guy. if timed right can lead to the male's orgasm. a form of a dry hump.
by Sum Guy January 28, 2003
usually short men who are in fact pussies, but feel the need to overcompensate everything and act tough to hide thier true pathetic nature
by Sum Guy February 1, 2006
A person who is laid back, kind, smart, athletic, gets all the girls, is nice to everyone, kinda dumb, loves there family, and one of a kind.
by Sum Guy May 13, 2020
a tatto...
Joe the tattoo-artist: What kinda ink do you want?
Suzy: The words 'and now a few words from our sponser' on my inner right thigh, and the words 'we're back' on my left thigh.
Joe the tattoo-artist: That's an odd tattoo. Why do you want that?
Suzy: So my husband has something to snack on during the football commercials.
Yeah it's a crappy joke, fuck you
Suzy: The words 'and now a few words from our sponser' on my inner right thigh, and the words 'we're back' on my left thigh.
Joe the tattoo-artist: That's an odd tattoo. Why do you want that?
Suzy: So my husband has something to snack on during the football commercials.
Yeah it's a crappy joke, fuck you
by Sum Guy January 28, 2003
this isn't a definition, it's just a (disturbingly) humorous tale. It's documented in a recent Darwin Awards - collections of stories where people, either through accidental self-castration or accidental self-homicide, remove themselves from the gene pool - that a police officer was recently a victim of this risky game of chance. however, instead of using a revolver, with only one chamber in six loaded, he was using a semi-automatic pistol, having loaded one round into the magazine and pulled the slide back. some of you can already tell what happened, but let me explain for the rest: with a semi-automatic pistol, the top round in the magazine is automatically (hence a semi-AUTOMATIC pistol) inserted into the chamber. instead of a 1 in 6 chance of shooting himself, the cop had a 1 in 1 chance......
note: i'm not sure if he was intoxicated at the time. also, for more intriguing stories, search with your fav search engine for 'darwin awards'
note: i'm not sure if he was intoxicated at the time. also, for more intriguing stories, search with your fav search engine for 'darwin awards'
by Sum Guy January 29, 2003
by Sum Guy March 27, 2003