Vaseline

The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.
Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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Emo

The other definitions of emo are all made by wankers.

I'm tired of seeing entries either saying all emos are self harming and self obsessed bastards or that they're perfectly normal and all a bunch of fucking lovable people.

Fact is, they're just like every other sorry-ass clique; some of them are cool and some of them suck more dick than a gay pedophile in a preschool bathroom.
Emo: We're normal!
Emo Hater: Emos all suck!
Person with common sense: Some emos are pieces of shit, and some emos are perfectly alright!
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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Duncan Construction

The business owned by the most famous noncelebrity soundboard prank of all time.

On Youtube there are easily a thousand videos of soundboard calls using Frank, the owner of Duncan Construction.
Duncan Construction. This is Frank how'r yew?

Awwww fuggew yew stewpid cawksucker.
by Styxhexenhammer November 29, 2009
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Duncan Construction

The largest prank calling company in the world based in Stilwell Oklahoma.
Duncan Construction, Frank Garrett... fuggew.
by Styxhexenhammer January 01, 2010
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