Styxhexenhammer's definitions

Sloppy Joe

A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.

I heard you gave your girlfriend a sloppy joe... and AIDs.

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

Intestinal Disgorge

An amazing goregrind band with nice wholesome titles like "Swimming in Child Innards" and "Pussy Gristle."

Intestinal Disgorge is amazing goregrind/pornogore.

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

Nikolas Schreck

The lead vocalist for the legendary neogothic eighties band "Radio Werewolf."

Also founder of the werewolf order, husband of Zeena Lavey (Anton Lavey's daughter" and high ranking member of the Temple of Set. Former member of the Church of Satan. Supporter of Charles Manson.

Nikolas Schreck is singing, so shut the fuck up you fat ugly whore!

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

Goregrind

A musical genre typified as having extreme, gore-referencing lyrics and a tendency towards the use of sound effects and distortion to create an atmosphere of chaos and disgust.

Major bands include the following:
Cock and Ball Torture
Intestinal Disgorge
Disgorge
Last Days Of Humanity
Aborted
Carcass
Regurgitate

Goregrind really makes me want to plaster myself in baby shit and roll around in a pile of septic, regurgitated cow spleen, while chomping on coagulated balls of vein tissue.

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009