Styxhexenhammer's definitions

Montana

A large rural state that shares its name with Hannah Montana; the most worthless preppie pop culture star since the Olsen Twins, ironically it is noted as being exceptionally boring but is still more entertaining than Hannah Montana.

Hannah Montana is less interesting than Montana. This will change when she grows up and begins making lude videos with the Olsen Twins.

by Styxhexenhammer December 29, 2009

Goregrind

A musical genre typified as having extreme, gore-referencing lyrics and a tendency towards the use of sound effects and distortion to create an atmosphere of chaos and disgust.

Major bands include the following:
Cock and Ball Torture
Intestinal Disgorge
Disgorge
Last Days Of Humanity
Aborted
Carcass
Regurgitate

Goregrind really makes me want to plaster myself in baby shit and roll around in a pile of septic, regurgitated cow spleen, while chomping on coagulated balls of vein tissue.

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

Deathrock

A style of post-punk rock music which came into being in the late 1970s and early 1980s in the Los Angeles area, and later in Europe.

Some popular bands of this genre are Christian Death, 45 Grave, Kommunity FK, Radio Werewolf, and Voodoo Church.

Basically, this music was post punk rock with a spooky or occultic edge to it which would later influence gothic rock.

Radio Werewolf is a good Deathrock band.

by Styxhexenhammer November 27, 2009

Vaseline

The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.

Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!

by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009