Styxhexenhammer's definitions

Nikolas Schreck

The lead vocalist for the legendary neogothic eighties band "Radio Werewolf."

Also founder of the werewolf order, husband of Zeena Lavey (Anton Lavey's daughter" and high ranking member of the Temple of Set. Former member of the Church of Satan. Supporter of Charles Manson.

Nikolas Schreck is singing, so shut the fuck up you fat ugly whore!

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

Duncan Construction

The business owned by the most famous noncelebrity soundboard prank of all time.

On Youtube there are easily a thousand videos of soundboard calls using Frank, the owner of Duncan Construction.

Duncan Construction. This is Frank how'r yew?

Awwww fuggew yew stewpid cawksucker.

by Styxhexenhammer November 28, 2009

Goregrind

A musical genre typified as having extreme, gore-referencing lyrics and a tendency towards the use of sound effects and distortion to create an atmosphere of chaos and disgust.

Major bands include the following:
Cock and Ball Torture
Intestinal Disgorge
Disgorge
Last Days Of Humanity
Aborted
Carcass
Regurgitate

Goregrind really makes me want to plaster myself in baby shit and roll around in a pile of septic, regurgitated cow spleen, while chomping on coagulated balls of vein tissue.

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

Deathrock

A style of post-punk rock music which came into being in the late 1970s and early 1980s in the Los Angeles area, and later in Europe.

Some popular bands of this genre are Christian Death, 45 Grave, Kommunity FK, Radio Werewolf, and Voodoo Church.

Basically, this music was post punk rock with a spooky or occultic edge to it which would later influence gothic rock.

Radio Werewolf is a good Deathrock band.

by Styxhexenhammer November 27, 2009

Intestinal Disgorge

An amazing goregrind band with nice wholesome titles like "Swimming in Child Innards" and "Pussy Gristle."

Intestinal Disgorge is amazing goregrind/pornogore.

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

Cancer Nugget

Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.

These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.

I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.

by Styxhexenhammer December 13, 2009

Vaseline

The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.

Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!

by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009