Stupidly Sophisticated's definitions

Classic

Added before somebody's name to signify that they typically do it, but if they didn't do it, life would be boring.

Classic Noah. We're all gonna miss his sense of humor when he's gone.

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 20, 2020

diesel power

humping power. How fast and hard a man can fuck his partner.

He was built like a freight train, and probably had the diesel power to match, too...or, so I saw from her face the next morning.

by Stupidly Sophisticated August 2, 2021

Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

go suck a carrot

take a hike, scram, take a bath hippie, etc.

Loraz: care to repeat that?
Taron: ah, go suck a carrot, ya freeloader!
Loraz: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

by Stupidly Sophisticated November 28, 2013

Pull a Julius Caesar

To betray someone. In Ancient Rome, Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed multiple times over by his friends on account of how many illegal actions he performed while ruling over Rome.

Bartender: Why so gloomy?

Truck Driver: The day started out so well. Me and my buddies... we were all excited and grooving and dancing in the company parking lot because it was Friday. I suggested we come here... Now, it's almost closing time and I'm thoroughly convinced they wanted to Pull a Julius Caesar on me.

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 15, 2020

first-class asshole

The affectionate nickname for Urban Dictionary volunteers. Any single one Urban Dictionary volunteer who rejected any of my definitions that were actually good is especially deserving of being called a first class asshole.

I have had it with every motherfucking first-class asshole on Urban Dictionary rejecting my motherfucking definitions!

by Stupidly Sophisticated July 18, 2020

rubber slip

a condom

Kazmir got Princess Angel drunk and then he fucked her brains out with an 11-inch dick until she was pregnant . he never pulled out and never wore a rubber slip, obviously.

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 4, 2016