Stupidly Sophisticated's definitions

take it out back and shoot it

to put a car, truck, or other piece of unreliable machinery out of its misery, most likely by junking it.

Yes, that's my car. Yes, I'm planning to take it out back and shoot it this winter...

by Stupidly Sophisticated November 19, 2025

diesel power

humping power. How fast and hard a man can fuck his partner.

He was built like a freight train, and probably had the diesel power to match, too...or, so I saw from her face the next morning.

by Stupidly Sophisticated August 2, 2021

first-class asshole

The affectionate nickname for Urban Dictionary volunteers. Any single one Urban Dictionary volunteer who rejected any of my definitions that were actually good is especially deserving of being called a first class asshole.

I have had it with every motherfucking first-class asshole on Urban Dictionary rejecting my motherfucking definitions!

by Stupidly Sophisticated July 18, 2020

Bible

The religious text used by Christians. Despite slander from some anti-religious groups, the bible contains many helpful life lessons and intriguing stories. And while some of it may be fiction, the weird part is that historians can, in fact, pinpoint certain eras mentioned in the bible. So, without it, there's a piece missing in the chain of historical events.

Slander the Bible all you want. If I had to choose between burning a bible and being nailed to a cross, I'd say: "Shut up, get a hammer, and nail me to this thing already." No contest.

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 24, 2020

hooding

The act of pulling up the hood of someone wearing a hoodie, then yanking the drawstrings.

He tried to swipe my lunch, so my friends and I decided to use hooding as our method of revenge. It was funny as hell to see him flailing around!

by Stupidly Sophisticated October 23, 2020

Make Like Judas

Betray someone. Sell them out. Stab them in the back. Pull a Julius Caesar on them. According to the bible, Judas was one of the twelve disciples and was the one who sold Jesus out to the Romans.

I had a feeling someone would Make Like Judas when they saw us walk into the bank with ski masks on our faces and cloth bags in our hands. Come here, you tattletale cocksucker!

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 19, 2020

rubber slip

a condom

Kazmir got Princess Angel drunk and then he fucked her brains out with an 11-inch dick until she was pregnant . he never pulled out and never wore a rubber slip, obviously.

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 4, 2016