Stupidly Sophisticated's definitions

Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."

Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!

by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022

drop a banger

Release a new song, especially a song that sounds excellent.

"Dude! It sounds like Gauntlet, my favorite power metal band, is gonna drop a banger here this Thursday!"

by Stupidly Sophisticated June 1, 2021

Classic

Added before somebody's name to signify that they typically do it, but if they didn't do it, life would be boring.

Classic Noah. We're all gonna miss his sense of humor when he's gone.

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 20, 2020

first-class asshole

The affectionate nickname for Urban Dictionary volunteers. Any single one Urban Dictionary volunteer who rejected any of my definitions that were actually good is especially deserving of being called a first class asshole.

I have had it with every motherfucking first-class asshole on Urban Dictionary rejecting my motherfucking definitions!

by Stupidly Sophisticated July 18, 2020

hooding

The act of pulling up the hood of someone wearing a hoodie, then yanking the drawstrings.

He tried to swipe my lunch, so my friends and I decided to use hooding as our method of revenge. It was funny as hell to see him flailing around!

by Stupidly Sophisticated October 23, 2020

Pull a Julius Caesar

To betray someone. In Ancient Rome, Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed multiple times over by his friends on account of how many illegal actions he performed while ruling over Rome.

Bartender: Why so gloomy?

Truck Driver: The day started out so well. Me and my buddies... we were all excited and grooving and dancing in the company parking lot because it was Friday. I suggested we come here... Now, it's almost closing time and I'm thoroughly convinced they wanted to Pull a Julius Caesar on me.

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 15, 2020

go suck a carrot

take a hike, scram, take a bath hippie, etc.

Loraz: care to repeat that?
Taron: ah, go suck a carrot, ya freeloader!
Loraz: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

by Stupidly Sophisticated November 28, 2013