Stupidly Sophisticated's definitions

take it out back and shoot it

to put a car, truck, or other piece of unreliable machinery out of its misery, most likely by junking it.

Yes, that's my car. Yes, I'm planning to take it out back and shoot it this winter...

by Stupidly Sophisticated November 19, 2025

DUI Mobile

A standard bicycle with a gasoline engine. They get their name because, typically, their owners were arrested for driving under the influence and lost their license.

That's gotta suck, dude. You lost your license and now you gotta drive around on that DUI Mobile.

by Stupidly Sophisticated October 10, 2023

I don't agree with the language

Used before a statement of agreement to indicate that the speaker doesn't particularly approve of foul (or just plain rude) language.

Driver: What the hell's this cocksucker doing here? This is the fast lane and he's driving like my gramps!

Passenger: I don't agree with the language, but you're right.

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 1, 2023

The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.

Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023

Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."

Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!

by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022

all-singing, all-dancing, all-features-included

An exaggeration that means "Everyone or everything you could possibly think about is here."

The battle was an all-singing, all-dancing, all-features-included multinational aerial showdown for the ages!

by Stupidly Sophisticated January 27, 2022

diesel power

humping power. How fast and hard a man can fuck his partner.

He was built like a freight train, and probably had the diesel power to match, too...or, so I saw from her face the next morning.

by Stupidly Sophisticated August 2, 2021