He tried to swipe my lunch, so my friends and I decided to use hooding as our method of revenge. It was funny as hell to see him flailing around!
by Stupidly Sophisticated October 23, 2020
Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020
by Stupidly Sophisticated November 28, 2013
A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."
Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!
by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022
To betray someone. In Ancient Rome, Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed multiple times over by his friends on account of how many illegal actions he performed while ruling over Rome.
Bartender: Why so gloomy?
Truck Driver: The day started out so well. Me and my buddies... we were all excited and grooving and dancing in the company parking lot because it was Friday. I suggested we come here... Now, it's almost closing time and I'm thoroughly convinced they wanted to Pull a Julius Caesar on me.
Truck Driver: The day started out so well. Me and my buddies... we were all excited and grooving and dancing in the company parking lot because it was Friday. I suggested we come here... Now, it's almost closing time and I'm thoroughly convinced they wanted to Pull a Julius Caesar on me.
by Stupidly Sophisticated March 15, 2020
I couldn't be sure, but from what I heard coming from Dana's room, she sounded like she was reaching the ozone.
by Stupidly Sophisticated July 25, 2021
A less vulgar way to say "fuck off". I personally coined the phrase and used it once or twice on some motormouth who rubbed me the wrong way. Hornets are mean, six-legged bastards, even meaner than their cousins: the wasps.
Shemp: You couldn't let me do it. You had to gum up the works.
Larry: Ah, go stick your head in a hornet's nest.
Larry: Ah, go stick your head in a hornet's nest.
by Stupidly Sophisticated September 16, 2020