charley horse

a painful muscular cramp

Makoto: loraz's checkup is finished, he's in good working order.
doc: *gripes in pain screaming*
Usagi: what's going on, doc? and for goodness sake, speak the lord's English!
Doc: I have a severe Charley Horse in my left knee
Makoto: ouch.
doc: ouch is right, li'l miss goodwrench!
loraz: *laughing hysterically*

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 24, 2013

hooding

The act of pulling up the hood of someone wearing a hoodie, then yanking the drawstrings.

He tried to swipe my lunch, so my friends and I decided to use hooding as our method of revenge. It was funny as hell to see him flailing around!

by Stupidly Sophisticated October 23, 2020

diesel power

humping power. How fast and hard a man can fuck his partner.

He was built like a freight train, and probably had the diesel power to match, too...or, so I saw from her face the next morning.

by Stupidly Sophisticated August 03, 2021

SIT DOWN!

An exclamation and assertion of dominance. Typically to be used in an online fighting game after defeating an opponent.

*Noobinator69 has just picked a fight with MLGPro 360 and lost*

MLGPro360: SIT DOWN!

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 27, 2020

Classic

Added before somebody's name to signify that they typically do it, but if they didn't do it, life would be boring.

Classic Noah. We're all gonna miss his sense of humor when he's gone.

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 20, 2020

cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.

Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023