StumpyStumps's definitions

Lemon Droppers

when one finds their lemon drop candy box containing only rabbit droppings. Often arises as a joke or dare at the lemon drop factory.

Johnny: Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids.
Trix Rabbit: I'll trade you these unopened lemon drops for your cereal!
Johnny: Okay! Hey, these aren't lemon drops, their just rabbit poop
Trix Rabbit: Haha, I gave you lemon droppers! Screw you kid!

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Testosterbone

the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.

After Scott hit puberty his testosterone turned into a rabbit rape fucking frenzy of testosterbone.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Opportunity Trailer Park

An obvious Oxymoron.

Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Zipper Gum

the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.

Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Flounder Poundage

the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.

Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.

by Stumpystumps June 28, 2010

Poop Chalk

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.

Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010