Stu's definitions

jizz master

someone who takes great delight in ejaculating his semen in urban areas such as built up towns/cities

Steve Giller was a jizz master because he spread his load in alot of places.

by Stu January 6, 2004

18 Wheeler

Big ass truck. Y'know, one with 18 wheels?
For those of you who invented this language, an H.G.V. with a total of 18 tyres.

'Yo, d'ya see the Kenworth T600 18 Wheeler with all them chicken lights? That rig was PIMPED, dog!'

'Yeah man, driver said he were hauling a load o' democrats to Tex-ass, said they needed them real bad down there to stop the Texans breeding assholes like George Dubbya'

by Stu January 27, 2005

buissy

The act of being stoned out of one's tree and therefore, unable to type properly because of hallucinations of leprechauns, pixies, imps, nymphs, sylphs, dwarves and elves dancing about on one's keyboard.

Man, I was so buissy last night... The lucky charms guy was all over the place

by Stu January 24, 2005

skeez

A spaz in the most hyper, energetic, loserly sense of the word.

Get off the fucking table, you skeez!

by Stu March 26, 2005

small bean regarder

a dirty paedophile who likes to indulge in molesting malnourished and underdeveloped clits, belonging to small girls

you sick bastard, get your hand off of that baby's vaj u small bean regarder

by Stu February 7, 2004

leto

generally a word for stupid idiot where i come from

You are such a Leto you fool

by Stu January 17, 2005

chuffnut

A chunk of shit stuck between your ass cheeks. Generally missed if you've been too hasty wiping your ass after a dump.

Man, I only wiped once, and now I have a chuffnut the size of an egg in my ass.

by Stu October 12, 2003