Straight Shooter's definitions
by Straight Shooter September 17, 2004
Get the dujmug. Constant close quarters lead to intense attraction.
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
I am experiencing proximity infatuation right now.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)
F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)
F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
by Straight Shooter April 30, 2008
Get the proximity infatuationmug. God's own medicine and no doubt about it. The previous definer who said it "sits alone atop the drug tree" was right on. If it were legalized in the US, property crimes would plummet.
by Straight Shooter October 11, 2007
Get the heroinmug. Combination win-place-show bet at a race track. Your horse has to come in no worse than third for you to get $$ back.
by Straight Shooter October 21, 2007
Get the across the boardmug. Tylenol #4.
60 mg codeine + 300 mg acetaminophen. Schedule III.
Much harder to get a scrip for than T3 (30 mg codeine etc etc). Nice work if you can get it. According to the DEA, straight codeine is available, but it is Schedule II.
60 mg codeine + 300 mg acetaminophen. Schedule III.
Much harder to get a scrip for than T3 (30 mg codeine etc etc). Nice work if you can get it. According to the DEA, straight codeine is available, but it is Schedule II.
by Straight Shooter October 28, 2007
Get the T4mug. by Straight shooter February 13, 2023
Get the eat a clipmug. ASOW...
How can this not be here yet? Here's an example of its usage:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008_09_01_hotchickswithdouchebags_archive.html
How can this not be here yet? Here's an example of its usage:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008_09_01_hotchickswithdouchebags_archive.html
by Straight Shooter January 20, 2009
Get the asowmug.