Definitions by Stormtrooper X

community igloo

A large council owned salt dome used for storing salt for gritting roads during the winter.

Cor blimey its cold, lets all gather in the community igloo

community igloo by Stormtrooper X March 11, 2018

tarmacing the drive

To go far a massive dump

He's been in there for hours, he must be tarmacing the drive

tarmacing the drive by Stormtrooper X March 9, 2018

firing the mud cannon 

Using the loo, on the log flume

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon

firing the mud cannon by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017

bombay quickstep 

Having the needs to urgently visit the toilet, the runs, the trots.

Joseph ate something spicey last night, that has clearly given him the bombay quickstep

bombay quickstep by Stormtrooper X October 30, 2017

gobshitery 

The art of being a major gobshite or many people gobshiteing

Ive had enough of all this gobshitery

gobshitery by Stormtrooper X October 22, 2017

pulled out fireplace

A large looking or cavernous vagina

She's got a fanny like a pulled out fireplace!

pulled out fireplace by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017

twatery 

A place where twats are known to frequent

I.e. large retail outlet

What a twatery that place is

twatery by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017