Stevie Y's definitions

layin' cable

The act of performing a very long and drawn out bowel movement. An extremely long pooper if you know what I mean.

Bradley was in the bathroom for almost two hours layin' cable...he destroyed that thing.

by Stevie Y December 28, 2005

Blacktop Breakfast

The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.

Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.

by Stevie Y December 26, 2004

Caveman Cunt

An extremely dirty, hairy and fucking nasty ass vagina. One that smells and hasnt seen a shower in a long period of time.

She got on the bed and told Daniel to take her pants off, so he did. But he puked on that bitch when he seen the caveman cunt.

by Stevie Y December 26, 2004

Sperm Perm

The act of ejaculating in a woman's head of hair, causing a real mess.

Ronald gave Gretchen a sperm perm on accident. Her fault though, she should have caught it with her mouth.

by Stevie Y September 5, 2005

The Switch

A term that defines a boyfriend/girlfriend that is on and off with another over a period of time.

Before that bitch could have sex, she had to turn off the switch...Then it was time to get down to business.

by Stevie Y November 2, 2004

Snack Scuffle

Letting out extreme aggression on food. It doesnt fight back, and usually changes shape somehow, so its one of the best ways to just let loose.

Ma and Pa tossed out my punchin' bag so I had to make due wit a little snack scuffle.

by Stevie Y November 15, 2004

Hoagie Hog

A female who just cant get enough male genitalia. Often known for manipulating more than one penis at a time.

Dude #1: "Yea I heard that Carlos had sex with her."
Dude #2: "Well so did Andrew, Billy Ray, and Martin...bitch is a hoagie hog I guess."

by Stevie Y December 28, 2005