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trawling for skank

desperately sex with someone you wouldn't normally not seek sex from because you have failed repeatedly and the night is almost over
It was 2 AM and i had no luck and I hit on everyone in the club. I'm in the parking lot and see this beastly creature and, so, yeah, I was trawling for skank.
by Steven Herraiz March 18, 2014
mugGet the trawling for skankmug.

peevage

the male equivalent of 'cleavage,' the area several inches above the penis showing the pelvic lines, visible when a guy is wearing low-slung pants
Damn, check out that guy with those pants hanging off his hips. He is is showing some serious peevage.
by Steven Herraiz February 6, 2021
mugGet the peevagemug.

grabby grandpa

an elderly, lecherous male patron of an adult video arcade who is physically and/or socially aggressive with other male patrons in the pursuit of sex
Grabby Grandpa better leave me alone: I'm not into that geriatric aggression.
by Steven Herraiz August 16, 2009
mugGet the grabby grandpamug.

lionfag

a male homosexual with a 1980's poofed out, mullet-based hair style. Due to the advent of hair gel (and the help of a blow dryer), lion fags could make elaborate, grandiose hair-don'ts, which could resemble the mane of a lion.
See that queen in the zebra-striped, bare-midriff shirt? His hair is huge! What a lionfag!
by Steven Herraiz February 1, 2008
mugGet the lionfagmug.

chawed

the condition of a guy's dick after a prolonged, or particularly rough, blow job
Man, I shouldn't have done all that blow and gone to that sex club. My dick is all chawed now.
by Steven Herraiz October 4, 2014
mugGet the chawedmug.

sportsumption

the assumption one makes that another person is a fan of a current sport, usually made during a major event in the sport
So my boss said, "who do you like in the big game?"

I had no idea who was playing or what sport he was talking about.

I hate when people make a sportsumption. I hate sports.
by Steven Herraiz July 1, 2014
mugGet the sportsumptionmug.

Diarrheetes

Yeah, I think that burrito I ate was bad. I had a visit from Diarrheetes last night. Looks like she's staying today too.
by Steven Herraiz March 8, 2020
mugGet the Diarrheetesmug.

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