Steve Austin's definitions

ambitexterous

the ability to send text messages with either hand

I use both thumbs to text. I'm ambitexterous

by steve austin July 22, 2004

crapadon

The islamic holy day of crap

It's Crapadon time again. hooray!

by steve austin September 19, 2005

craptum craptorium

The inner sanctum of crap

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

by steve austin August 18, 2004

log out

To expel fecal material, resembling the shape of a log.

"Before we leave, I'm going to hit the can and log out."

by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

craptinction

When you go into the woods to take a crap and accidentallly wipe out an entire ant colony.

Those ants are on the road to craptinction

by steve austin July 21, 2004

crapology

the study of feces to predict the future

Crapology is an ancient and venerated practice going back to the dawn of mankind

by steve austin July 21, 2004

crapetorium

Where craps go to die

I have to drop something off at the crapetorium

by steve austin July 23, 2004