Crapintines Day

When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.
Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone
by steve austin September 19, 2005
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crapitextrous

The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions
Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous
by steve austin July 22, 2004
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log out

To expel fecal material, resembling the shape of a log.
"Before we leave, I'm going to hit the can and log out."
by Steve Austin April 25, 2003
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craptum craptorium

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.
by steve austin August 18, 2004
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crapology

the study of feces to predict the future
Crapology is an ancient and venerated practice going back to the dawn of mankind
by steve austin July 21, 2004
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craptoberfest

The celebration of the month of craptober
I can't wait to have some crap beer and crap pretzels at this year's craptoberfest
by steve austin July 23, 2004
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craptinction

When you go into the woods to take a crap and accidentallly wipe out an entire ant colony.
Those ants are on the road to craptinction
by steve austin July 21, 2004
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