Stephen W. Thomas's definitions

Maybe Tomorrow

The most uplifting message ever written in a song by Mr. Kelly Jones of Stereophonics.

'Maybe tomorrow/ I'll find my way home'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005

bjeebers

Bjeebers - sometimes followed by a (!), this indicates that the speaker is expressing fear or surprise. Not to be mistaken for bejeebers. They're completely different. Honest.

'Bjeebers! That pigeon almost ripped my head into two pieces!

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

Foire Engin

A common term used to describe fire engines, when using a Cornish accent. I love the Cornish. Anyhoo, this is also a way to taste the drunkness of a friend, by seeing how many 'gin' sounds are added on the end.

Stan: Are you drunk, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I don't know.
Stan: Say 'foire engin'.
Jimmy: Foire engin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin.
Stan: Drunk fool.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 6, 2005

Chavil

A mixture of chav and devil. Effectively, a townie who thinks they are a satanist, but are really townies deep inside.

The chevil only pretended to worship satan, but had a shrine to fcuk in his closet.

by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004

Splud

A wet spud. Useful for throwing.

A threw a splud at Stan's head yesterday, it squelched.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

spag bol

Spaghetti bolognaise. And you're in idiot if you think otherwise.

'I love spag bol like a well-worn custard cream!'

by Stephen W. Thomas June 1, 2005

FCUKIP

French Connection United Kingdom Independance Party. I completely non-rascist group who believe in the ethnic cleansing of anyone not from white British surburbia. How fun.

'I'm voting FCUKIP'
'I'm punching you in the head for being such a moron!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005