Stephen W. Thomas's definitions

h/w

Abbreiviation for homework. Only used in written form.

(IM conversation)
Stan: gtg, bro, h/w to do.
Emily: Don't call me bro.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 10, 2005

abscess

A right pain in the arse.

"Oh, that's an abscess, that is."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 18, 2004

skindie

A mixture between a skater and an indie. A desired state for some, a dreaded state for others.

"Look at that skindie over there!"
"That's not a skindie, thats an elephant."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

crabbage

1) A genteic mutation between a crab and a cabbage, creating an evil mutant vegetable with legs, claws and eyes.
2) A crab salad.

1. 'Run for your lives! Godzilla is fighting a crabbage!'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

alternachav

The large 'dignified' group that fit in between the alternative groups such as punk, emo and indie, and the chav groups. Alteranchavs are easily identified by their high street clothes (New Look, Topman and River Island) and the fact that they always sit near the chavs at school, in hope of being 'promoted'. This is not to say that they know they want to be chavs, it is all a deep psychological need. If you need to identify an alternachav in a hurry, just ask them who The Shins are. Or shout out 'The chavs need a new cronie!' at the top of your voice.

Emo: Hey, heard The Shins new album?
Alternachav: Yeah, totally.
Emo: Ha! They don't have a new album!
Alternachav: LikeshutupIdontknownuffinaboutnuffin

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

terribibble

A word, meaning terrible, but helpful to cheer up the situation.

'Your mother's death was terribibble!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005

hilaribibble

Funny, and yet ridiculous. A great word to lighten ANY situation.

'My mother died last night.'
'That's hilaribibble!'
'Ho ho ho, ha ha ha!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005