Stephanie's definitions

Shakespeare

The most brilliant writer of all time

Shakespere wrote stuff that we could never write in our dreams

by Stephanie March 4, 2004

Jade Puget

the foxiest guitarist alive... no one can rock a pink tie like he can.

jade rocks my socks

by Stephanie August 5, 2003

Lady Lumps

Lady Lumps are the sex appealing breasts on a woman. Generally fairly large but they dont have to be watermelons. Just as long as they arn't flat.

Hey, Check out her lovely lady lumps.

by Stephanie August 12, 2005

Cretacious

A word used to describe something that is undescribable. (Good word to use when you can't think of anything else)

Person 1: that picture is soo..
Person 2: Cretacious!
Person 1: exactly

Person: Stephanie is... (can't think of a word)... cretacious

by Stephanie May 13, 2005

Pheasant under glass

When pressing a ham (mooning against a window), the man also reaches down and pushes his old chap against the glass.

Whilemy ex and her new boyfriend ate their $500 meal, I walked straight up to the restaurant window and gave them a Pheasant under glass.

by Stephanie June 5, 2003

pucker

are those people who are so stupid and that you just love to hate
see dumbass

kimm you ae suck a pucker i cant believe you

why should i tell a pucker like you who this is...

by stephanie December 23, 2004

Honesty

to give your word and go back on it

screwing over you friends

by stephanie April 5, 2004