Stephanie's definitions

peanut

1. Noun. A protein-filled snack food; comes in many varieties such as honey roasted and party mix.

2. Proper Noun. The coolest guy in the combined states of Iowa and North Carolina; one really cool loser

1. I ate some peanuts today for a snack in which i obtained protein.

2. How can one person named Peanut be so damn amazing?

by stephanie October 15, 2004

confuzzle

to confuse, to not know
( confuzzled,confuzzling)

These instructions confuzzle me

by Stephanie March 3, 2004

Skaphanie

A female named Stephanie who has a love for the sounds of the Jamaican born genre Ska.

I saw Skaphanie dancing at the Toasters show the other night.

by Stephanie August 17, 2004

ashshe

A llama frolicing chick who goes by the name of tina, She enjoys mating with red young lobsters, pandas and emus.

If she is in a bad mood she will and i repeat will give you the lame hand. Beware of this defense mechanisim.

Also a very horny thing that humps random inanimate objects.

I saw an ashshe mating with my kelly lobster today at the store.

Ashshe's hump every pop machine in site.

by Stephanie January 2, 2005

Tamar

Someone who is kick ass in every way.

Boy says: You know who's kick ass?
Girl says: No, who?
Boy says: Tamar!
Girl says: Oh I know! She's totally kick ass.

by Stephanie May 10, 2004

Soccer mom

a white suburban woman..... upper to middle class, who drives either a mini van or an SUV to shuttle her "precious cargo" to play dates, soccer practice, little league, PTA meetings. All the while, endangering the lives of other drivers and pedestrians on the road with her lead foot and cutting people off in traffic. A woman who also has an affinity for Starbucks, forcing her children to listen to Yanni, imposing time outs on her little "angels" instead of the more deserved smack on the ass that these little shits deserve, and maintaining her trophy wife status to her executive husband..... Mostly....... A woman who has no idea how to actually raise a child by her own wits, just subscribing to the BS that it takes a village.......

see above

by Stephanie November 21, 2003

eat it out

to eat out all the food
To consume everything
From the mouth of Triston.

Yo man Imma gone eat out all the pizza in 5 minutes.

by Stephanie December 3, 2004