Stephanie's definitions

Hoover

when you have anal and after he cums in your ass he sucks the jizz out

'bend over and let me hoover you'

by Stephanie May 13, 2005

POSER

{posers are people who call themselves punk are not punk...they are poser!!!!

1:somone who calls themselves punk is a poser.
2:people who listen to Avril are posers.
ex) I am so punk. Avril is a punk too! I want to be just like her!!!

by stephanie May 13, 2005

Cretacious

A word used to describe something that is undescribable. (Good word to use when you can't think of anything else)

Person 1: that picture is soo..
Person 2: Cretacious!
Person 1: exactly

Person: Stephanie is... (can't think of a word)... cretacious

by Stephanie May 13, 2005

losing my religion

Must i really point out the obvious?!

you're losing faith in whatever bullshit u believe in.

Oh fuck, i just got hit by a truck. Thanks god - im now losing my religion

by stephanie May 13, 2005

vomitizing

Something that makes you want to vomit. Weather it be clothes, relating to sports -- a really bad pass or shot, or even someone's face. Usually used at the end of a sentence.

"Her shirt is vomitizing"

"That shot was vomitizing"

"_________'s face it vomitizing"

by Stephanie May 13, 2005

Major Ballage

means "wow this sucks" a word used to state how dissappointing or frusterated you are.

mom: Jacqui its time to go clean your room now, you cant go out until you do it

Jacqui: MAJOR BALLAGE

by Stephanie May 13, 2005

Willie mam

A word describing a girl who has and abundant amount of body hair, and looks like something found in a zoo. comes from the word willi mammoth

i was in the locker room and ashley was changing into her gym clothes and she looked like a major willi mam.

by Stephanie May 13, 2005