dong mitten

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

mow-dicker

`mo* `dick* er n. an axe, machete, or chainsaw. basically, any large hand-wielded cutting tool.
also spelled mowdicker, modicker, mo-dicker

father to son: "We gotta clear these trees. Go get the mow-dicker, boy!"

by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004

dirt ape

a landscaper or landscaping laborer

"what do you do?"
"I'm a dirt ape"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

shitwhistle

the anus. aka the asshole.

I fucked tonya in the shitwhistle

by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004

MINOD

Mom In Need Of Dick. note: MILFs and MINODs are not necessarily the same thing.

Jeff's mom is a MINOD.

by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004

shittery

foulplay, sabotage, or ominous circumstances.

"Joe told my girlfriend I was hitting on a girl at the bar, what shittery!" or "when my car broke down it was pure shittery"

by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004