Stefan the terrible's definitions

dong mitten

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

donkeyshow

a live show in which a woman has sex (oral, anal, vaginal) with a mule or donkey. they are usually found in seedy areas of border towns in Mexico. yes they really do exist and aren't terribly hard to find

for Jeff's bachelor party let's go to Tijuana and see a donkey show

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

cabbage patch kids

generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.

"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

dirt ape

a landscaper or landscaping laborer

"what do you do?"
"I'm a dirt ape"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

grass rat

someone who says they're a landscaper or advertises landscaping services, but really just cuts lawns for a living

the truck says "Joe's landscaping" but Joe is just a grass rat

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

gaper

an asshole that's been used and abused so often that it doesn't readily close when an object (penis, dildo, zucchini, etc.) is removed from it.

"This porn whore is a vet! she's got a gaper!"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004