gaper

an asshole that's been used and abused so often that it doesn't readily close when an object (penis, dildo, zucchini, etc.) is removed from it.

"This porn whore is a vet! she's got a gaper!"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

donkeyshow

a live show in which a woman has sex (oral, anal, vaginal) with a mule or donkey. they are usually found in seedy areas of border towns in Mexico. yes they really do exist and aren't terribly hard to find

for Jeff's bachelor party let's go to Tijuana and see a donkey show

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

MINOD

Mom In Need Of Dick. note: MILFs and MINODs are not necessarily the same thing.

Jeff's mom is a MINOD.

by Stefan the terrible May 27, 2004

yunce

male ejaculate, cum, semen.
v. the male act of orgasm

"sorry I got yunce in your hair"
"I yunced all over her back"

by Stefan the terrible May 27, 2004

dong mitten

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

shitwhistle

the anus. aka the asshole.

I fucked tonya in the shitwhistle

by Stefan the terrible May 27, 2004