Don't get the fat guy

A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.

Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!

by Stauder October 21, 2009

Trim the fat

When a person deletes people on their myspace/facebook etc. because they no long talk to said person or they just don't like them.

207 friends? Time to trim the fat.

by Stauder April 24, 2009

Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.

John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit

by Stauder October 19, 2008

Zebra Chololita

When a mexican girl is decked out in black and white stripes. This can be either a jacket, pants, gloves, or any other garment of clothing.

My Friend Ericson and I were driving to disneyland and at a stop light we saw a Zebra Chololita.

by Stauder December 22, 2010

Boob belt

A belt that a woman wears above her waist and below her breast, which makes her breast more noticeable.

-Damn Jenny's boobs look great
-Duh, she's wearing a boob belt

by Stauder February 26, 2009

Skinnies

The incredibly tight jean those "trendy" kids wear in a whole assortment of different colors, most notably purple.

-I've got half the rainbow

-In what?
-In skinnies...duh

by Stauder May 08, 2009

Jihad Ninja

To use an AK47 with a silencer

Eric I'm going to jihad ninja your ass

by Stauder April 23, 2008