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h1b

A non-immigrant or guest worker visa used by hadjis to come to the United States so they can steal technical jobs from American workers while simultaneously acting arrogant and superior.
Corporate managers love them, even though they can't understand what they say. They BS their way through technical interviews, acting angry and self-righteous when confronted.
Prash got a large corporate sponsor for his h1b application, now he can come to the U.S. and have managers drool and clients get angry because neither can understand him. But he must know what he's talking about, after all, he's a hadji!
by Stan West November 7, 2004
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probasi

A word used by hadjis to describe an organization whereby they can meet to discuss terrorist activities under the guise of preserving and expanding their way of life.
A guerrilla organization where members masquerade as an ethnic social organization but its real reason for existance is to promote and extend fundamentalist beliefs and hatred of all things American.
Many members of the probasi met to discuss the durga puja and the latest message from Bin Laden.
by Stan West September 12, 2005
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Camry

A hadjimobile. The car most preferred by Indian h1b visa holders who come to the U.S. to steal technology jobs.
kowshit tailgated everyone on the highway in his new Camry because he considered himself too important to have to change lanes.
He told the arresting officer that he was an Indian programmer on an H1b visa and therefore not subject to our laws.
by Stan West October 29, 2004
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Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.
Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.
by Stan West September 10, 2004
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Ass-imo

Likes to be called "emmy". An amazingly stupid person who tries to work in a technical field.
Ass-imo's try to get by on looks or sexual favors in return for others doing their job.
A mean person to those who can't help them, obsequious and overly kind to those who they think can.
Emmy was pissed because the client expected her to solve the problem. She screamed as she slammed down the phone: idiot, idiot, idiot; e-d-i-o-t!
by Stan West March 22, 2005
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Captain Woodie

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
by Stan West April 14, 2006
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dash trash

Contract workers hired for a technical position typically when a company is in the midst of downsizing or off-shoring its labor force. Called dash trash since to distinguish them from regular employees they are given an extra letter and a dash in front of their e-mail name.
t-puja just hung up on a customer, but what can you expect, she's just dash trash.
by Stan West October 2, 2004
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