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avails by murphymagic December 29, 2016
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This video is not available in your country.
Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!
This video is not available in your country. by <lange> October 30, 2008
All Availability Rule
Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
Girl: "I love what you and Jane have together. I want that. I should say yes to Jim."
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."
Girl walks away dejected
Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."
Girl walks away dejected
Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"
All Availability Rule by bobandbill April 25, 2011
[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]
Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"
random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday
emotionally available
Person A:Hey wanna be in a relationship?
Person B: yeah! I have no other traumas that will affect this relationship! So I am emotionally available.
Person B: yeah! I have no other traumas that will affect this relationship! So I am emotionally available.
emotionally available by CatWithJeans February 13, 2021
availabang
availabang by GlazeHer January 31, 2014
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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