avails 

a lame way of saying available

I'm free to chill at the B&N on Saturday if you're avails.

avails by murphymagic December 29, 2016

availaboo 

The term referring to someone who is another person's bf/gf on the side.

Guy 1: Man what are you going to do when your girl is out of town?
Guy 2: Don't worry I got my availaboo!

or

Girl 1: If my man don't wanna go to the club I will just go call my availaboo.
Girl 2: I'm always callin' my availaboo.

or

Shaniqua: Girl, I just found out that I'm just his availaboo!

availaboo by Reg Money June 13, 2008

This video is not available in your country.  

The most annoying message on any video sharing site.

Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!

This video is not available in your country. by <lange> October 30, 2008

All Availability Rule 

Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.

Girl: "I love what you and Jane have together. I want that. I should say yes to Jim."
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."

Girl walks away dejected

Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"

All Availability Rule by bobandbill April 25, 2011

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International] 

Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"

random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International] by Jason Brandt January 21, 2008

emotionally available

Something that doesn't exist in this generation.

Person A:Hey wanna be in a relationship?

Person B: yeah! I have no other traumas that will affect this relationship! So I am emotionally available.

emotionally available by CatWithJeans February 13, 2021

availabang

A term used when some is asked or informs someone else they are available to bang

I'm back in town and availabang tonight, so hit me up if you want to hit this!

availabang by GlazeHer January 31, 2014