St. Ias's definitions

NFL

NFL is an acronym for no fucking lights

There was a row in the pub a few nights ago. Paddy told the other guy that if he carried on annoying him he would have NFL (meaning he would have two black eyes).

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

date rape

Drug addicted terrorising extremists ravaging assaulting pillaging entering

At least one young woman a weekend in Britain, going out for a quiet drink
at the weekend with her friends, suffers date rape

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

Calcutta

Calcutta was a ship which transported convicts to Van Dieman's land in the 1850s

Many people (covicted for what would now be considered petty offences),
were sent to trial, imprisoned and later trasported to Van Dieman's land on the Calcutta

by St. Ias September 28, 2005

train of thought

A train of thought is a process linking one thought to another giving a common thread.

A train of thought is used by people in debating societies (eg the Oxford Union, a famous Debating Society). Sometimes it is hard to follow a train of thought as some people tend to ramble on.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

daily

A woman who comes to clean the house each week day.
She is usually employed by upper/middle and upper classes

My mum used to have lengthy conversations with the daily
when they were having their mid morning cuppa.

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

rackjob

A rackjob means being chained to bars high on a wall in the dungeon of a dominatrix

A man came to the reception desk at Madam X's House of Pleasure. The receptionist phoned through to her mistress who was in the dungeon and said " There is another rackjob here ".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005