St. Ias's definitions

NFL

NFL is an acronym for no fucking lights

There was a row in the pub a few nights ago. Paddy told the other guy that if he carried on annoying him he would have NFL (meaning he would have two black eyes).

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

She

SHE is a novel written in 1887 by H. Rider Haggard

I have not read She. I must check to see if there is a copy in the local library

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

Bjs

An acronym for the Irish expression Bejaysus.

Walking along the road with his mate, Paddy noticed a voluptuous young lady standing at the bus stop. He looked at her, turned to his mate and said " Bjs would you ever look at dat der "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

dump

dump is an acronym for do you mind please?

I was in the bedroom with a really attractive sexy dark haired woman.
I said "Dump? Strip. I want to fuck you".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

jr

jr is an acronym for just right

A woman friend of mine is blocking my messages. Although I am upset maybe she is teaching me a lesson and is jr. I hope she stops blocking me some day soon

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

Fing

Fing is a word used by those too lazy to write effing.

I overheard the shop proprietor refer to a lazy assistant as an fing so and so.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005