St. Ias's definitions

pull a Pro

Pull a Pro means to succeed in getting a prostitute up an alleyway for a quickie.

My friend and I hit the town for the night. We had a few drinks then went to the Red Light district. There we watched kerb crawlers and women getting into some of the cars. My friend saw some women wearing extremely tight jumpers and tight short skirts. As he left me before walking towards them he said "I'm going to "pull a Pro""

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

FUN

FUN is an acronym for frivolous unburdened nookie

My girlfriend and I decided we would buy all the food and drink required to see us through to Monday on Friday. Once we had done all the shopping we would head straight home, unpack the shopping and put it away. We would then take the phone off the hook, switch off our mobiles and have fun all weekend until the time came to get upto get ready to go to work on Monday morning.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

daily

A woman who comes to clean the house each week day.
She is usually employed by upper/middle and upper classes

My mum used to have lengthy conversations with the daily
when they were having their mid morning cuppa.

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

rackjob

A rackjob means being chained to bars high on a wall in the dungeon of a dominatrix

A man came to the reception desk at Madam X's House of Pleasure. The receptionist phoned through to her mistress who was in the dungeon and said " There is another rackjob here ".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

JMR

Jacobean magnificent reporters

During the period James I of England was on the throne (1566 - 1625)
those JMR Sir Francis Bacon and William Shakespeare were well known for their writing

by St. Ias September 27, 2005

guak

guak is an acronym for " give us another kiss "

I was lying in my bed attempting to go to sleep. Outside in the street I heard a young couple talking. I heard the guy say " guak "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

JMR

Justified moral reaction

I posted some erotic literature to a friend. My friend blocked me.
My emails could no longer be received. I feel that this was JMR

by St. Ias September 27, 2005