Definitions by St. Ias

DD 

This means Double Dating

The sexspecialist and I decided we would go DD with another couple to a formal dance in aid of charity at the Belfast City Hall

DD by St. Ias March 8, 2008

JMR

Jotting meticulous reports

When British Prime Minister Tony Blair gives interviews to the press most of the political journalists in attendance may be seen JMR

JMR by St. Ias April 12, 2006

She 

SHE is a novel written in 1887 by H. Rider Haggard

I have not read She. I must check to see if there is a copy in the local library

She by St. Ias December 28, 2005

CHP 

This an acronym for Clearly hocus pocus

There was a circus in town the other day and one of the acts, a magician, used the phrase Hocus Pocus before several of his tricks. I heard a father tell his young daughter as they came out of the tent that the magician's entire routine was CHP

CHP by St. Ias December 28, 2005

SM

These letters are an acronym for Search Me

Until the IRA declared a ceasefire SM was said by thousands of people travelling from Belfast City Airport, Belfast International Airport, the ferries sailing from Larne or Belfast and all the people entering Belfast city centre through the security gates .

SM by St. Ias December 28, 2005

I am your father 

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

I am your father by St. Ias December 28, 2005

D O M 

Some people think DOM means dirty old man. They have filthy minds.
People with clean minds know this means Distinguished Older Man.

Many women in their 40s who have reared their family are liberated sexually.
They thoroughly enjoy the pleasure of having a D O M to escort them on
a regular basis around the social scene

D O M by St. Ias December 28, 2005