Definitions by Sportsguy1991

KYA

Kick Your Ass

If you creep out my wife again, I'll KYA!!!!!

KYA by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

Pilgrim 

Slang describing an amish woman

I saw a group of pilgrims at the Cleveland Zoo when I was 9.

Pilgrim by Sportsguy1991 June 3, 2013

Procrasturbating 

Procrastinating by masturbating

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating

Procrasturbating by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Homer strangle

To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more

That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing

Homer strangle by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

gradsturbating 

Masturbation after graduation

After my graduation ceremony, I spent the night gradsturbating to the sexy dresses the girls wore

gradsturbating by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

hot blondie 

an extremely attractive, blonde haired girl.

Kate Upton, Nina Agdal and Britney Spears are examples of ladies considered a hot blondie

hot blondie by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Dinky Dinky 

An incredibly small penis.

That man has a dinky dinky

Dinky Dinky by Sportsguy1991 May 2, 2013