Sportsguy1991's definitions

Homer strangle

To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more

That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Post Season Sadness Disorder

A health issue to sports fans after their favorite league or sport is done for the year and suffer severe depression until the next season starts.

After the Super Bowl, I suffer Post Season Sadness Disorder because football is over for 6 months.

by Sportsguy1991 March 16, 2014

Freaky Tiki

A margarita drunk man who believes in an almighty god named Freaky Tiki and shouts, "You are the Freaky Tiki" to very random dudes

The freaky tiki attacked me at the beach

by Sportsguy1991 May 2, 2013

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

hockoholic

someone who is addicted to watching pro hockey.

that guy never studies because he is a hockoholic

by Sportsguy1991 May 1, 2014

hug dance

a slow dance move where a pair embraces close to one another while the song is still playing. Usually provides sexual enjoyment to one another.

At my high school dance, I loved to hug dance with the girls.

by Sportsguy1991 September 4, 2013

Dinky Dinky

An incredibly small penis.

That man has a dinky dinky

by Sportsguy1991 May 2, 2013