Definitions by Sportsguy1991

KYA

Kick Your Ass

If you creep out my wife again, I'll KYA!!!!!

KYA by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

Pilgrim 

Slang describing an amish woman

I saw a group of pilgrims at the Cleveland Zoo when I was 9.

Pilgrim by Sportsguy1991 June 3, 2013

Homer strangle

To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more

That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing

Homer strangle by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Procrasturbating 

Procrastinating by masturbating

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating

Procrasturbating by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

hot blondie 

an extremely attractive, blonde haired girl.

Kate Upton, Nina Agdal and Britney Spears are examples of ladies considered a hot blondie

hot blondie by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

gradsturbating 

Masturbation after graduation

After my graduation ceremony, I spent the night gradsturbating to the sexy dresses the girls wore

gradsturbating by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Dinky Dinky 

An incredibly small penis.

That man has a dinky dinky

Dinky Dinky by Sportsguy1991 May 2, 2013