mudcunt

What Australians call muggleborn wizards and witches. A term of endearment despite the profanity.

“Hermione is a mudcunt.”

“That’s because she punched Draco Malfoy in the face when he called her a filthy little mudblood.”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

rinoceros

A rhinoceros that doesn’t believe in the silent “h”.

“That rinoceros is the most efficient and time saving rhinoceros I have ever come across.”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

Scwould

A word that can be used in place of should, could and would, and can be followed by both “of” and “have”, because grammar can blast off into the sun and die.

I scwould of done the correct grammar, but no.

I scwould have done the correct grammar, but no.

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

sdrawrof

Synonym for backwards, the opposite direction of forwards.

“For every three steps forwards you take two steps sdrawrof.”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

lasane

A popular Italian dish consisted of flat pasta sheets, beef ragu, beschemel sauce, topped with Parmasan cheese and doesn’t believe in the silent “g”.

“I’m as useless as the “g” in lasagne.”
“Why don’t you go by “lasane” then?”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

richardnary

What the dictionary used to be called in medieval times.

“Thou shalt not be right ‘til thus read upon the almighty Google richardnary for thou clarity.”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

Lozipops

A endearing nickname saved for the sweetest and most bogan Laurens of Australia.

A nickname combining both “Loz”/“Lozza” and “Lollipop”.

“Does she prefer Lauren, Lozza or Loz?”

“Nah mate, that’s our beloved Lozipops.”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024