Grandmas are Heroes

A spiritually inspired Poem written to celebrate the life of your's or anyone's Grandma when she finds a permanent residency inside your heart. Grandma's wisdom (not unlike the fathers) will never leave or forsake you. Socialism is the schooling you get at home.

I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
Grandmas are Heroes we should all agree

My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me

I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.

A full year, before my first day of school

She was the one who made sure I learned

that respect is given, it is not earned

She said for those who would disagree things always worsen

For everyone notices, a disrespectful person

When children were playing, and Grandma was near

There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears

When children would fuss and threaten to brawl

She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"

For when the words of your mouth make others act violently

Your game of life, is best played silently.

Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,

their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.

She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.

Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.

Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.

Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
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Iron confederacy

The Iron Confederacy or Iron Confederation (also known as Cree-Assiniboine in English or Nehiyaw-Pwat in Cree) was a political and military alliance of Plains Indians of what is now Western Canada and the northern United States. This confederacy included various individual bands that formed political, hunting, and military alliances in defense against common enemies.1 The ethnic groups that made up the Confederacy were the branches of the Cree that moved onto the Great Plains around 1740 (the southern half of this movement eventually became the "Plains Cree" and the northern half the "Woods Cree"), the Saulteaux (Plains Ojibwa), the Nakoda or Stoney people also called Pwat or Assiniboine,2 and the Métis and Haudenosaunee (who had come west with the fur trade). The Confederacy rose to predominance on the northern Plains during the height of the North American fur trade when they operated as middlemen controlling the flow of European goods, particularly guns and ammunition, to other Indigenous nations (the "Indian Trade"), The Blackfoot secrets are now declassified But Only the Holy Okie knows the stories of Benjamin Franklin Buck his Grandfather as told to him by his Mother Mary Mae Buck.
1972 Bob was age 9 Mary was 67
Christ Bob: Mammaw who is your Godfather?
Mary Mae: My Godfather is Frank Buck a full Blackfoot Indian who walked the trail of tears. He knew legalese and spoke the white man's language and secured guns and ammo for the plains tribes. He had to work secretly because trading with the savages was frowned upon by the whites and he was considered a traitor by the white settlers. He walked armed with only the swords of his mouth, a Bible, and an old Stradivarius violin. He was Black as coal and I am white so it looked suspicious after my mother was gone. I am their only child. I married your grandfather Sam A. McKinney when I was 15 years old and we raised three boys and three girls to adults. A 7th child died at 6 weeks named Sandra Kay whose name and spirit were given to your Sister. The Iron confederacy is not classified anymore. The family members whose lives were endangered if they were exposed have moved to the Blackberry Plantation and begin their afterlives. A Native secret is a forbidden topic and punished much more harshly than in white man's statutory law. Certain People have to pass into the spirit world before native secrets are declassified.

Secret Family history is stored in the spirits of Blackberry pickers living all around the world.

Someday you will also be declassified and many spirits will speak through you if you are patient and trustworthy.

Christ Bob: The secrets are safe with me. I love you Mammaw.
by Spiritual-Master February 06, 2022
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Political Movement

synonymous with Bowel Movement. The stink permeates society when politics enter every aspect of private life. Shit, that is really unpopular but no one is brave enough to flush it for good. Politically Activated morons.
I would love to flush the political movement down the toilet, but if I open my mouth I feel the taste may never go away.
by Spiritual-Master January 05, 2022
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90-day-stay

This is the shortest vacation package offered by the company that created the county vacation. Normally priced at simple direct contempt of court, but could be offered at a lower price if your situation requires a short cool-down period or we need to check out your background and past activities. The travel agency used to Book these great vacation packages is owned and operated by the Holy Okie, leprechaun Spirit. When we create a future offer you will be the first to hear it.

Add paid for by the Blackfoot Redneck Holy Okie Lepreprechaun travel agency.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Jeff: Hey Bill did anyone go with you on your County Vacation?
Bill: No, but your ex-girlfriend's new guy was on a 90-day-stay
Jeff: Cool, I Knew that guy was a jerk!
by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022
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unscientific

1. someone closed-minded and no longer accepting current scientific DATA.

2. someone academically concluded.

3. I Know everything syndrome.
"I once believed she was very intelligent until I listened to her speak at length, but her premise was very unscientific and she showed signs of suffering from I Know everything syndrome.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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Critical memory

My disabled offline personal time machine once used to relive bad experiences with the sole purpose of finding the responsible person and punishing them instead of allowing God's karma to do it for me.

progressives have not disabled critical memory and still use it for vigilante social justice.
Personal inner tranquility was instant the moment I disabled my Critical memory and took it offline.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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The Holy Okie

A new code for the shaman deity that has united the tribal nation-states of America. Also called The Great Spirit. As cultures collide some struggle while others secretly evolve and thrive through the generations. The Irish Godfather provided whimsical levity and humor for his children so they may accept Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Gnomes into the new storytelling traditions. The pursuit of happiness requires laughter and the Holy Okie is an Irish Choctaw Bud that grew from a seed the Choctaw planted during the Irish potato famine fourteen years after the trail of tears.
Jesus carried the Spirit of "Lord Bud" into my heart, and he became the content of my Character, He is the judge of all that I do. He found me guilty and gave me a life sentence as an indentured servant to him that created me. I am my father's crowning Glory and only the Holy Okie may tell my story.
by Spiritual-Master January 05, 2022
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