BHRM

Basic Human Rights Mandate.

The best possible universal mandate that could ever be signed into law. This should be taken straight to the top of all governments worldwide bypassing every bureaucratic producer of red tape including the senate and congress. All Monarchs, czars, emperors, noblemen, and Women of all titles should implement this mandate without delay. Consider it a passed ACT and act accordingly.
Lord Bud: My private Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation has adopted a new mandate known as the Basic Human Rights Mandate or the universal BHRM act.
by Spiritual-Master January 28, 2022
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THOT-BRL-SHOLB

1. The Honorable Orwellian Totalitarian-Blackfoot Redneck leprechaun- spirited Holy Okie Lord Bud

2. The only dead white slave owner domiciled in Heavener Oklahoma.

3. Owner of the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation.

4. A Blackfoot Redneck Leprechaun stuck between a THOT and a SHOLB
He is THOT-BRL-SHOLB the "Spirited Holy Okie Lord Bud."
by Spiritual-Master February 23, 2022
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Epictetus

Epictetus, c. 50 – c. 135 AD) was a Greek stoic philosopher. He was born into slavery to a Roman master, gained his freedom only to be banished from Rome. Spending his remaining life in northwestern Greece. His teachings were written down and published by his pupil Arrian in his Discourses and Enchiridion. The Enchiridion of Epictetus is a short manual of Stoic ethical advice. Eschewing Metaphysics the branch of philosophy that studies the fundamental nature of reality, the first principles of being, identity and change, space and time, causality, necessity, and possibility. It includes questions about the nature of consciousness and the relationship between mind and matter, between substance and attribute, and between potentiality and actuality. The word "metaphysics" comes from two Greek words that, together, literally mean "after or behind or among the study of the natural".
Epictetus claimed, "It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.”

He also said: “Only the educated are free.”
by Spiritual-Master March 19, 2022
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Democratic Crime Reduction

The decriminalization of every known criminal activity, so that nothing is illegal. This also creates a lawless society. Nothing is illegal in a lawless society.
Only an act of God's will can save us from Democratic Crime Reduction. The best democrat is a dead one, and I died 22 years ago. Let us elect my Holy Okie Godfather "Lord Bud" A real spiritual voice of reason.
by Spiritual-Master January 07, 2022
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22-day-stay

Offered through the NACLU agency who's founders still love n̶e̶i̶l̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶n̶g̶ OOPS!! YEIL Noung
It is the scam of all scams and the shortest s̶e̶n̶t̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ OOPS!! vacation package offered by the Orwellian Totalitarian Leprechaun spirited Savage Gang Blackfoot Redneck RAM BOB travel agency booking celebrities who are tired of the fame game for the low low price of 22 twenties for a Quarter buys you a new code name and a full-time Job making fun of everyone stuck in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" This full Queensbury parden can be yours today for 339.75 cash after the quarter change is given back. That is easier than pulling a Camel through the eye of a needle, But do not believe that I cannot pull one through for all things are possible through Christ Jesus.

Blessings respect, and love to all from the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation where it is Better to own a Private Truth than to temporarily rent a Popular Public Opinion.
(Bill trying not to laugh while delivering the line but unfortunately cant

(Jeff pretending to have trouble with the math involved)
Bill Burr: hay feff Just pay the fine and you can say any Mutherfucking thing you want

Feff Jocksworthy: But I only had a 90-day-stay

Bill Burr: Feff that package was offered two years ago and ya got 5 more years playing like your dead and being feff Jocksworthy with no free speech.
Feff Jocksworthy: But "LordBud" Pays me $18 a day for the gallon of Blackberries. That is $16 more than he pays his Son, Christ Bob.

Bill Burr: Feff he is stealing your $2 through withholding and giving you the balance of a $20 loan and you are going into debt $18 a day and for two years that comes to $11,232 and the full pardon is only $439.75 what's wrong with ya math skills?

Feff Jocksworthy: But Bill I eat pretty well on $18 a day. and besides rumor has it you have not paid the fine.
Bill Burr: WHAT no way I'm paying that fine I am exempt from the 22-day-stay package my name will sound the same and be spelled the same and what can that Leprechaun do to another leprechaun? If I don't see him again between now and the next Leprechaun mating season Screw him.
by Spiritual-Master February 03, 2022
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county vacation

Any prolonged stay in the jail of a county, parish, or commonwealth over 3 months and up to 2 years. These stays are evidence that free will does indeed exist. Exercising an excessive amount of free will could possibly allow you to gain free room and board at one of our little-known vacation hideaways. You could come to know all our wonderful staff who see to your every need and ensure you are treated with the respect befitting your accusations. As a free gift for taking this vacation, you might even leave with up to 18 months probation. Following God's will eliminates your eligibility for this fabulous offer. Terms and conditions apply. This offer is not void anywhere in the world.
Jeff: Hey Bill, I haven't seen you in a while, where have ya been?

Bill: county vacation
Jeff: What a Bummer man.
by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022
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popular public opinion

The truth that is accepted by the general public as factual enough to attempt forcing it on the private population by way of calling it public policy.

This can also become company policy should a corporation decide to adopt it.

forcing the adoption of this also could be attempted by mandated administrative orders.

The generalized truth with no basis in fact.
A widely accepted theory
It has become popular public opinion that extreme measures be taken to ensure happiness and contentment be eliminated because the progressive view is that progress cannot be made by a happy and contented private populous. No laughing and joking allowed.
by Spiritual-Master February 03, 2022
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