gender-war

A battle of wits and wisdom of adult human beings using child-like minds.
Mankind could have done without the gender-war and those childish humans that participate in it.
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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Grandmas are Heroes

A spiritually inspired Poem written to celebrate the life of your's or anyone's Grandma when she finds a permanent residency inside your heart. Grandma's wisdom (not unlike the fathers) will never leave or forsake you. Socialism is the schooling you get at home.

I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
Grandmas are Heroes we should all agree

My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me

I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.

A full year, before my first day of school

She was the one who made sure I learned

that respect is given, it is not earned

She said for those who would disagree things always worsen

For everyone notices, a disrespectful person

When children were playing, and Grandma was near

There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears

When children would fuss and threaten to brawl

She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"

For when the words of your mouth make others act violently

Your game of life, is best played silently.

Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,

their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.

She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.

Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.

Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.

Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
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special appearance

What you make every time I see you through the eyes of my father. That which is created beautiful and perfect in every detail. The Self-evident charm every time you show up.
You made a special appearance and became your father's miracle on the day you were born.
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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Political Movement

synonymous with Bowel Movement. The stink permeates society when politics enter every aspect of private life. Shit, that is really unpopular but no one is brave enough to flush it for good. Politically Activated morons.
I would love to flush the political movement down the toilet, but if I open my mouth I feel the taste may never go away.
by Spiritual-Master January 05, 2022
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When justice is turned upside down and Guilt is presumed until you can prove you are innocent. The proof of innocence is to be given a possibly lethal injection and be diagnosed positive for a known lethal virus and survive. Mandatory compelled speech legislation ensures that you confess so the authorities can keep plausible deniability in the event of your death.
I refuse to participate in the 2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials.
by Spiritual-Master January 07, 2022
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Legal Analysis

1. thinking usually independent of and unaffected by objective reality 2. the process of using legal terms to alter, create or deny reality 3. process used to maintain or assist the status quo, power structure, and the resourceful and effective 4. a thought process commonly raised to the level of stupidity while maintaining the appearance of brilliance 5. sometimes called inverted intelligence.
The judge used his superior powers of Legal Analysis to determine my guilt despite knowing I was at the golf course with him at the time the crime was committed.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Secret Emeritus

To Die and retire from Public life retaining the Praise, Honor, and Glory received while alive and passing that spiritual gift to posterity. To teach and learn in the spirit of your father. A well-hidden scholarship program created by successfully targeting and hacking selected sites with the suffix .edu AKA top-secret GI bill.
I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
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