When the two cords in the back of your neck look like an eleven because you have become too thin. meaning your time on earth is short. From the Mel Brooks classic movie "Life Stinks" for those of us old enough to remember the character Sailor's explanation. Later in the movie Sailors elevens were up.
Sailor: Pops ain't gonna be around long his elevens are up.
Pepto: What!!
Sailor: his elevens, look at the back of his neck see those two cords sticking up, they make like an eleven, once there up that's it he is a goner.
Pepto: What!!
Sailor: his elevens, look at the back of his neck see those two cords sticking up, they make like an eleven, once there up that's it he is a goner.
by Spiritual-Master January 18, 2022
Lord Bud's free satire foundation. The method that uses my definitions for codes, abbreviations, and acronyms as a reference when teaching understanding in the future. This ensures I may stay ahead of those who attempt to confuse me with questions that contain such code words. FSF already had definitions so Lord Bud started his personal online "Free Satire Foundation"
Harpo Mason: I am the cornerstone and founding member of this church of satire and comedy known as the Free Satire Foundation.
Lord Bud: You are only my Blackberry picker moonlighting in one of your online identities I own this foundation you failed to use the term correctly in your sentence. LBFSF= Lord Bud's Free Satire Foundation
Lord Bud: You are only my Blackberry picker moonlighting in one of your online identities I own this foundation you failed to use the term correctly in your sentence. LBFSF= Lord Bud's Free Satire Foundation
by Spiritual-Master March 10, 2022
This is the candidate supported and voted for by the majority when the majority is considered to be the Lollipop guild. The general public were fooled into believing the majority party in power is the Lollipop guild.
Brainwashed public idiot number 1: I believe the best candidate for the position is the Lollipop King.
by Spiritual-Master February 09, 2022
by Spiritual-Master December 28, 2021
by Spiritual-Master February 14, 2022
A person with a bachelor's degree in political science has an honorary master's degree in the liberal art of the lie.
I never would have believed he would succeed in politics with a liberal arts degree, but I guess he was an artistic Liar.
by Spiritual-Master December 11, 2021
The debt-based universal monetary system used here on earth allows enough money to be created to buy every product available. Everyone can claim to be a millionaire and borrow enough to make it come true.
when the store's shelves go empty we will see who believes in Jesus.
when the store's shelves go empty we will see who believes in Jesus.
Democratic mob rule governance always creates the Unlimited liability Universe where crisis dictates spending because a mob can always create a crisis.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022