Benevolent Bitch

As far as many people are concerned the benevolent bitch is stuck up, arrogant, condescending, and always finding fault with everything. Intimidating and ruthless they are frequently supported by a group of people who believe this person can do no wrong.

However, to a lesser few the benevolent is only someone who has strong morals and high expectations – for themselves as well as everyone else! They believe in blunt honesty and in most cases won’t compliment you by telling you what you want to hear unless they believe you are truly deserving of such praise.

Unfortunately it is extremely difficult to tell the difference between a benevolent bitch and an actual bitch, unless willing to judge them based solely on your own experiences and not the hearsay of others.
Guy 1: She's a total bitch!
Guy 2: A benevolent bitch maybe. I promise you she means well.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 07, 2010
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Nickelsworth

A very small, but usually reasonable, quantity of something. Used metaphorically it should not be compared to the actual worth of a nickel.
A nickelsworth of sweets will keep the kids happy for a while
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Church for the Wicked

Any group or assembly that claims to be righteous, peaceful, and open-minded when in fact they are immoral, spiteful, manipulative, and controlling. In the case of an actual church refers to a ministry of people who despite their claims do not actually uphold the philosophies of Christianity or any other religion.

However, in most cases it is used only as a metaphor and may be used to describe anyone.
The high school cheerleading squad is just another Church for the Wicked.
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Shaver For A Favor

Quite simply – I scratch your back, you scratch mine! Offering something to someone in exchange for something they can give you in return.
Tell you what mate. Shaver for a favor. I do this for you now, you'll take care of it all next week. Deal?
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Rocket to the Stars

A supposedly extraordinary event, experience, or game plan. When describing something as a rocket to the stars you believe it will result in a very rewarding outcome.
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Guillotine

To become or cause somebody to become painfully self-conscious, ill at ease, ashamed, or humiliated. Any situation which may result in such feelings. Or alternatively to make somebody or something appear untrustworthy or wrong.
I will not allow you to guillotine my reputation for your sadistic amusement!
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Bohama Banana

Someone who is either always travelling to tropical locations, has a strong taste for anything exotic, or possesses a happy carefree personality – similar to someone who is about to go on holiday.
Roy is a real Bohama Banana. He's always wearing Hawaiian shirts and dressed with a smile.
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