Apticap

Inability to install or use apps that add additional functionality.

Some Facebook users have an apticap that prevents them from using apps because their confirmation email keeps getting sent to " ".

John's phone is apticapped because its memory is locked by the manufacturer.

The iPhone is apticapped, allowing only apps approved by Apple, but Jailbreak is the cure.

by Spirit Bear November 29, 2009

vaginal wrench

The vagina used as a tool to force actions one would not normally volunteer for.

My boyfriend refused to take out the trash so I used the vaginal wrench: No sex for three days.

Tanya uses the vaginal wrench at her job to get promoted. She's sucked every cock on the sales team.

by Spirit Bear February 08, 2014

Thuzz

To kill someone by cutting down a power line and letting it fall on them

Thuzzing homeless people has been a popular topic in shock death videos recently

by Spirit Bear August 31, 2021

cracktro

An intro that introduces a crack.

Razor 911 had some nice cracktros for their C64 prods.

by Spirit Bear January 28, 2004

The Call

The Call usually comes around 9am on Friday, or an hour or so before your shift starts. Most commonly you get The Call when you're working for a temp agency, but sometimes with call centers. Temp agencies and call centers are notorious for firing employees with a telephone call, and they usually do it on Friday because statistics have shown that fewer people go postal when they're fired on a Friday.

"Hello, this is blah blah with blah blah staffing. We're calling to inform you that your contract with Foo Inc has been terminated. Do not return to Foo Inc, we will arrange for your posessions to be picked up at our office."

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

demo

A program written to show off the mad skillz of a coder, graphician and musician.

Second reality was the most amazing PC demo, it made us go WHOAH! Then there was Second Reality for the C64 and it made us go "touche`".

by Spirit Bear January 28, 2004

where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012