Definitions by Spirit Bear

mash

To click on something or push a button.

Usually used in the deep south.

I type in my user name and password then I mash on Log In.

I mashed on the doorbell.

mash by Spirit Bear February 3, 2010

Apticap 

Inability to install or use apps that add additional functionality.

Some Facebook users have an apticap that prevents them from using apps because their confirmation email keeps getting sent to " ".

John's phone is apticapped because its memory is locked by the manufacturer.

The iPhone is apticapped, allowing only apps approved by Apple, but Jailbreak is the cure.

Apticap by Spirit Bear November 29, 2009

Bubye Gatling 

You get the Bubye Gatling is when you work as a phone monkey and you're trying to deliver a script at the end of the call so you don't fail your call score.

It's what happens when the conversation becomes a battle between you trying to deliver the script and the customer trying to get off the phone.

The Bubye Gatling:
You: Thank you sir and we'd like to let you know about our promo...
Customer: Okay bubye, k'bye, kaybubye, mmbubye, kaybye, kaybubye, yeahbye, tha-thank you, yeah, kaythanks, youbet, mkay bubye, yeah, bubye, mm-hmm yeah mkay, bubye CLICK.

Bubye Gatling by Spirit Bear August 3, 2009

cash back 

An "incentive" offered by companies where they charge you more money and then give it to you at the time of purchase. Also known as "customer cash," cash back is frequently a ploy used by car dealerships and more recently cable TV providers. It plays on greedy consumers' tendency toward impulse buying. To the dealer it sounds like "here's some of the money you're going to pay us" but to the average consumer it sounds like "I can go buy a new car AND a flatscreen TV!"

Come in today and buy a new car and get $2,00 cash back!

cash back by Spirit Bear March 29, 2009

House Shoes 

Rims that cost as much as a house.

Just thow'd some house shoes on the 'lack.

House Shoes by Spirit Bear February 18, 2009

Beta 

1. Anything produced by Google.
2. A permanent badge that magically protects a company or organization from litigation and places them above the law.

Gmail is in beta, so if you lose all of your important documents you have stored there when your account is mysteriously shut off seemingly for no reason, you'll know better than to use email as a storage medium.

Beta by Spirit Bear August 11, 2008

banglish 

The language the person on the other end of the phone line speaks when you call for customer care.

I needed help with fixing my boot loader but the tech I spoke with only spoke banglish and his brain froze when he got to the end of his script without fixing the problem.

banglish by Spirit Bear May 1, 2008